Minkers

Meow y'all. I'm fucking Mr.Minkers. If you make fun of my name, I will claw your eyes out, or I will hump your blanket, preferrably the latter. I have an awesome mother, I love everything about her, except this lame name she gave me. However, it has stuck. I like playing peek-a-bo behind the computer speakers and I like chewing on live electrical wires. I also like to hump blankets, I have this special humping blanket, it is really nice and soft and blue. I love randomly attacking my mother during the middle of the night when she switches positions and then running away so she can't throw a pillow at me. I'm a good son, when she's sad, I lay on her chest so she doesn't feel so alone and I am also a good watch cat. When she is smoking in the house and I hear someone coming, I run to the door and start pawing at it because I am a smart Mr.Minkers. I am better than everyone else and I should have a crown on my head but my mother won't get me one. Probably because I try to eat it. I like randomly licking the floor and my balls. I just ate a bug, excuse me for a second. ::Hacks Hairball:: There, that is so much better. Don't know what else there is to say about meself so I will let you get to know me better. Leave me lots of comment love and friends requests for I am a needy cat :-) Ciao Meow.