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Frustrated Video Dater Loses His Cool
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Considering the fact that there are nearly ten billion other souls wandering the face of this Earth, metaphorically speaking I am just one single grain of sand lying somewhere on a really large beach. I wish that I could tell you that I was a beautiful seashell, a big spiraly opalescent one that dances gracefully and with pride over the blustering shoreline for everyone to see, but I have not ever been able to make it to Hollywood. I am the most passive-agressive piece of sand you will ever encounter, as at one moment you will find me stuck in the corner of your eye, irritating you in an unbelievable way as you try in sheer desperation to remove me from your bieng. On the other hand, a year may pass without any notice of me, as I lie three feet below the surface of the beach, unable to be seen, heard, or felt. I used to be a dull tan color, until some relentless bastard threw me into a glass full of LSD nearly seven and a half years ago, now I have a permanent jacket of yellow, green, red, pink, purple, blue and red spots. Too bad I wasn't larger, maybe you and your friends would notice me, maybe even take me home and put me in a fancy display case. I'm neither a diabolic or angelic piece of sand, as my only intention on this Earth world is to catch the sunshine I so rightfully deserve. Now that I am cataloged here in this bustling online world, it is up to you whether or not you want to remove your microscope from your pocket and examine this little stone before you. I could be your best friend or your worst enemy, it all depends on if you are an incidious assholish piece of washed up garbage, or if you are an honest, open minded solid rock that truly enjoys the place in this world you have been given. Can you considerably appreciate all the other pieces of sand on the beach, and embrace them with a vacant heart that might allow another weary traveler to stay there? If so, I would be delighted to know you.