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Considering the fact that there are nearly ten billion other souls wandering the face of this Earth, metaphorically speaking I am just one single grain of sand lying somewhere on a really large beach. I wish that I could tell you that I was a beautiful seashell, a big spiraly opalescent one that dances gracefully and with pride over the blustering shoreline for everyone to see, but I have not ever been able to make it to Hollywood. I am the most passive-agressive piece of sand you will ever encounter, as at one moment you will find me stuck in the corner of your eye, irritating you in an unbelievable way as you try in sheer desperation to remove me from your bieng. On the other hand, a year may pass without any notice of me, as I lie three feet below the surface of the beach, unable to be seen, heard, or felt. I used to be a dull tan color, until some relentless bastard threw me into a glass full of LSD nearly seven and a half years ago, now I have a permanent jacket of yellow, green, red, pink, purple, blue and red spots. Too bad I wasn't larger, maybe you and your friends would notice me, maybe even take me home and put me in a fancy display case. I'm neither a diabolic or angelic piece of sand, as my only intention on this Earth world is to catch the sunshine I so rightfully deserve. Now that I am cataloged here in this bustling online world, it is up to you whether or not you want to remove your microscope from your pocket and examine this little stone before you. I could be your best friend or your worst enemy, it all depends on if you are an incidious assholish piece of washed up garbage, or if you are an honest, open minded solid rock that truly enjoys the place in this world you have been given. Can you considerably appreciate all the other pieces of sand on the beach, and embrace them with a vacant heart that might allow another weary traveler to stay there? If so, I would be delighted to know you.

My Blog

owchys

so I gaged my ears from a 0-8 today first gage job since i got them sewn shut.. owchy
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:36:00 GMT

cock mongers

some renob is trying to hack into my acount and cant but it keeps lcoking my ass out of my own account. if you are him or her STOP IT YOU FUCK!
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:19:00 GMT

blood supper glue and duck tape......

soo yeah I was feeling a little depressed and decided the only way to cope was to remove the first diget of my thumb..... NOT! yeah it was a bloody fuckin mess either way. where I ended up - one hald...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:01:00 GMT

aesop rock.

Lucy was 7 and wore a head of blue barettes City born, into this world with no knowledge and no regrets Had a piece of yellow chalk with which she'd draw upon the street The many faces of the variou...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:35:00 GMT

killer slush

so tonight I figured out the Kamikazes mixture that will cause death. Black raspberry's... that is lambic and Guinness mixed together to create.. SUPER BEER. followed by 40 fluid ounces of slushy........
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:23:00 GMT

dumb

I think some times I should start taking everything people say, with a grain of salt. a dash of pepper. Hold the mayo and the bullshit. Some times when you analize a sittuation and then step back and ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:48:00 GMT

love styles

1) Are you single, taken or crushing?hmmm crushing 3) When you met the right person, did you fall fast?Im falling right now! oh my knees! 4) Who did you last kiss? Brett 5) Do you believe that th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:48:00 GMT

stuff about me

1. Can you cook? I sure can I love to cook   2. What was your dream growing up? to be a doc. but then I realized im scred of blood       3. What talent do you wish y...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:33:00 GMT

about me

..>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:yelena, lana,mom,little eBirthday:im in aries, april 14thBirthplace:my moms vaginaCurrent Location:in front of my computerEye Color:hazelish brown with some ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:03:00 GMT

modern poetry afi

Living your life is not for me.I won't be sedated, I won't be sedated!Give me a little taste and I know I won't want more.I won't be sedated, stability is overrated.Give me the disorder I adore.What w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:00:00 GMT