The Magic Returns: Petey Pistolero reunites with Montecore and the German Queers |
THE MAGIC RETURNS: PETEY PISTOLERO REUNITES WITH SIEGFRIED AND ROY LAS VEGAS Mega-performer Petey Pistolero joined illusionists Siegfried and Roy, and the "Terrible Trio" shared the stage again S...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:24:00 GMT |
Ask Petey Pistolero (Valentine's Edition) |
ASK PETEY PISTOLERO (VALENTINE'S EDITION)DEAR PETEY PISTOLERO: I have tried to have cordial relations with my neighbors, but do not have particularly close friendships with any of them.A little over ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:26:00 GMT |
Pushed out. |
Last week's inauguration of Barry O' was a magnificent sight to behold, we all can agree on that... and I hate to be negative in regards to such a gloriously monumental occasion, but I can't help but ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:01:00 GMT |
Petey Pistolero says "No dice" to Iceland; headed for warmer climate? |
When Petey Pistolero says "no," a nation crumbles.REYKJAVIK, Iceland The President of Iceland says he desperately wanted to appoint megastar and idiot savant, Petey Pistolero, as the interim leader...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:44:00 GMT |
A Giant Farewell. |
When I was with the Giants, from 2000-2002, it was like a dream fulfilled. Here my muthafuckin' ass was, at the park, everyday, and my co-workers were Mays, McCovey, and Cepeda. Guys who I admired fr...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:58:00 GMT |
Petey Pistolero buys giraffe from broken down zoo |
THE KING OF BEASTS BUYS BABY GIRAFFE
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(01-16) SAN FRANCISCO --
What's a baby female giraffe worth? A cool $70,000.
That's the price the San Francisco Zoo charged the modern day St. Francis,...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:21:00 GMT |
"A wonderful blessing from the angels" |
Variety Magazine, Access Hollywood, MSN, The Wall Street Journal, TMZ, Perez Hilton, The Huffington Post, and HBO's Real Sports are all reporting that beloved superstar Petey Pistolero (aka "The So...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:33:00 GMT |
WRESTLING WITH THE FACTS |
I gave a negative review to that bullshit ass faggy "Batman" movie...But...I REALLY liked "The Wrestler."Mickey Rourke is an old good pal of mine (we used to box together, and he recently lent his voi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:52:00 GMT |
Saturday Night Fever. |
John Travolta's retarded son, Jett, is dead.Jett, without doubt an excellent name for a retarded child, cracked his head open while bobbing for fart bubbles in the bathtub of the Travolta's vacation h...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:03:00 GMT |
IRON MAN VS BATMAN |
I probably haven't read a comic book since I was eleven, so maybe I'm not the best judge here, but I've recently seen both "Iron Man," and "The Dark Knight," and here are my thoughts...I thought "Iro...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:32:00 GMT |
