cRaVe |
A Craving
I thought of you today and started to imagine,What would it be like to finally kiss you again,It's been so long and I've waited ever so patiently,I got a craving for you to just once again h...
Posted by kHristy on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:46:00 PST |
iT mLtD mAh hEaRt |
this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th yearanniversary.girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary againboy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after sch...
Posted by kHristy on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST |
t0rn bTweEn 2 LuVeRs |
dRs a grL hu rELi luv hEr gUy's bStFrNd m0rE thAn hEr b0yfRnD...1 m0rNiNg, shE w0kE up..shE sAw hEr bStfRnD lyInG bSyD hEr fuLL of bL0oD & sAw hEr b0yFrNd h0LdInG a kNifE. shE sh0uTd & cAlld d...
Posted by kHristy on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:03:00 PST |
fAthEr n s0n |
A man saw a lil' b0y cr0ssNg d street & accdNtLy gt bumpd by a truck, bt he ddnt b0ther to tke d b0y to a h0spitL cz he ddnt wnT to b late in meetng w/his past gf hum he partd wid..5yrs ago. wn he...
Posted by kHristy on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:38:00 PST |
love st0ry |
a c0uple hd an arguement..GF c0nfess to her 2nd BF dt he is no.2. GF said, she c0uldn't live no.1 bc0z 1st BF is dyng c0z of a wh0le in d hEaRt, & spend his remaining lyf w/her. 2nd BF lt d GF chu...
Posted by kHristy on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:19:00 PST |
that's sad.. |
Evrtym they made luv, d husband alwys insisted on shutting off d lyts. Aftr 20yrs, d wyf turNd on d lyts & f0und his husbnd h0lding a vibrat0r! She went balistic! "U impotent bastard! hw cud ...
Posted by kHristy on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:36:00 PST |
eFfEcTs of bEeR |
One pint (0.5L) - Relaxed To most drinkers the first pint of whatever disappear almost unnoticed and will have little or no effect on speech/co-ordination etc. Conversation will be of the polite, perf...
Posted by kHristy on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:55:00 PST |
