Shizzle Ma Shaunie!!

Alreet!! Erm wot can I say...Lol I'm 20, I'm a bit ov a pratical joker and always up 4 a larf Im propa laid back n easy 2 get on wiv, I have just left college, n I am hopefully joinin da police!! I enjoy most sports like football,rugby n cricket goin out on da town and drinkin wiv ma m8s(I'm weekend alcoholic!!)Its all bout Livin Life to da full!!SOME OF MY RANDOM THOUGHTS!! (answers on a postcard plz!!) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the [email protected]