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About Me

i like prostitutes...this page is being maintained by Kenny's sister, Melissa, as a place to come and visit a guy that has always loved his friends with all his heart.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who are NOT douche bags. too bad thats probably not gonna happen.

My Blog

cigarettes are disgusting

Seriously, cigarettes are fucking disgusting. Cigarettes give you cancer, they give people around you cancer, they make it hard for you to breathe, they clog up your lungs with tar, they contain a rid...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:25:00 GMT

seriously, i dont get straight edge

i don't drink, i don't smoke, i don't do drugs, and i probably don't do a lot of other things that all you poser kids do, but i will never call myself straight edge. why? because i don't fucking get i...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:59:00 GMT

what's so bad about nipples?

you ever notice how you can be sitting there watching tv and some babe starts to show some skin (specifically her titties) and they don't get censored until the nipple comes out? so it's ok to show th...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:09:00 GMT

I WANT MUD!!

god damnit. don't you understand? i want mud! i want mud! i want mud!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:28:00 GMT

3 o'clock spaghetti

i know you remember 3 o'clock spaghetti. what would life be like without 3 o'clock spaghetti? and cotton candy. oh man.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:28:00 GMT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

i still have the fucking hiccups. yea, its been like 4 hours. fuck this. i'm gonna go rape and murder children until my fucking hiccups go away. oh, and sorry for mocking you earlier jesus.......psych...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 23:02:00 GMT

you know what i love?

ronald reagan and beta max. yea, theyre gonna be around forever.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 21:42:00 GMT

merde penis

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Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:34:00 GMT

you're pretty rad

yea, you are. almost as cool as rocko. ALMOST!
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 21:07:00 GMT

the meaning of life

If someone were to ask me what is the meaning of life, my first response would surely be to deny that life has a meaning. To me, the only way to assign such a profound and definate meaning to such a c...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:40:00 GMT