Ozzy Osbourne, Jack Black, Tracey Ullman, Neil Patrick Harris (cute), and you can never forget Christopher Walken!!! A lot more, I'll think of em later.
Just a couple of quotes:
Don't let your past dictate who you are, but instead let it be part of who you will become.
It's better to be smarter then you look, then look smarter then you are.
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you. (Treat people the way you want to be treated)
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. (My father drilled this into my head since I was a kid)
There are no wrong questions, only stupid answers. (President Bush proves that one)
(And my favorite though it's a spin on a previous one I tweaked)
It's better to be sane and look crazy to the world, then to be crazy and look sane like everyone else.
This is one I live by everyday.
"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black