Right now I'm focusing on becoming a stronger person. I feel like I've been walked all over and it's about time to change that. If things are ever going to change, it's got to start me with. Here we go.
If I'm going down, at least it'll be with guns blazin!
"If I could have any job in the world I'd be a professional Cinderella."
"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here."
"If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago."
"Toby this is an orientation, not a “boringentationâ€."
"Is it that hard to make us look cool?"
"What do you love about music?"
Russell Hammond: "To begin with, everything"
"Forgive me father, for I may sin tonight."
"What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?"
"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles."
"What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?"
"I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?"
"I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way."
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
"Our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought."
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore."
"Toby now has the floor and he is going to try not to screw this up like everything else in his life."
"The things you own end up owning you."
"It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day."
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
"Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out."
Reality is setting in. And it sucks.
"There’s nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon."
"You're too sweet for rock and roll."
"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary."
"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."
"People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it."
"Desperation - it's the world's worst cologne."
"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."
