Andy Roddick!!!!!!!
QUOTES to live by
"she drops by every afternoon to feed her mom with a spoon"
"you look like a 5 year old who just peed her pants"
"so is your dad in a home yet?"
"jen keep my sex life out of your mouth."
"theres balls everywhere."
"oh no my fingers are the color of gay."
"BROWN!"
"I eat pussys like u for breakfast."
"Jerkey"
"Look at my shoes!"
"he's black"
"stob banging the walls"
"how big are your blueberries?"
"why is penis here?"
"peeenus... u want peeenus?"
"I put the 'man' in 'man ayse'"
"Double C"
"I have to go to the bathroom.....ok get in the car theres a wall mart down the street"
"So Papa Smirf and Mr. Spock were talking when Cher walked in"
"I want black food.....Nah I don't really feel like KFC"
"Its not poedunk its pink."
"If your saggin' don't come a shaggin'."
"I don't eat anything that baaaaaaas."
"If you get four cents a night, then the second night u'll have eight."
"I was just wondering if I could fit my mouth around it."
"It sounds like u guys r playing football up here"
"Triple H"
"Vagina Bites"
"Do you guys have sausage there?... How big is it?"
"Anyone got a plastic baggie.... Anyone at all???"
"gosh, my buttons aren't even exposed"
"She says I'm a penis, and I know you want me. So, does that make you gay?"
"She had buck teeth, but they were bucked the other way."