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President of Iran

The U.N. Sucks!!!

About Me

I am the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran. I believe in Allah and that Israel will be wiped off the map. Death to the anti-nuclear power people and praise Allah!Okay, okay, here's my story. Born in the village of Aradan near Garmsar, my family moved to Tehran when I was one year old. In 1976, I took Iran's national university entrance exams to gain admission into Iran's top universities. My test score ranked me 132nd among over 400,000 participants that year, thus landing me at the prestigious Iran University of Science and Technology (IUST) as an undergraduate student of civil engineering. I continued my studies in the same university, entering the Master of Science program for civil engineering in 1984, the year I joined the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps, and in 1987 I received my Ph.D. in traffic and transportation engineering and planning. The graduate program was a special program for Revolutionary Guard members funded by the organization. After graduation, I was appointed a professor at the civil engineering department at IUST. I am is married, and have two sons and a daughter. I was appointed Mayor of Tehran by the second City Council of Tehran on May 3, 2003, after a 12% turnout led to the election of the conservative candidates of Alliance of Builders of Islamic Iran in Tehran. During my mayorship, I reversed many of the changes put into effect by previous moderate and reformist mayors, putting religious emphasis on the activities of the cultural centers founded by previous mayors, going on the record with the separation of elevators for men and women in the municipality offices and suggesting that the bodies of those killed in the Iran-Iraq war be buried in major city squares of Tehran. Such actions were coupled with an emphasis on charity, such as distributing free soup to the poor. I am known to have quarreled with president Mohammad Khatami, who then barred me from attending meetings of the Board of Ministers, a privilege usually extended to mayors of Tehran. I have publicly criticized Khatami for ignorance of the daily problems of the general public. After two years as mayor, I was shortlisted in a list of 65 finalists for World Mayor in 2005. Out of the 550 nominated mayors, nine were from Asia. I resigned from my post as the mayor of Tehran after my election or appointment to the presidency. My resignation was accepted on June 28, 2005. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I like nuclear stuff, and chicken fajitas. And a camel breast everynow and then.

I'd like to meet:

President Bush (not really), my 70 virgins, and Osama bin Laden (who's a big pussy).

Music:

I listen to the famous Prayers of the Brotha Muhammad and a little Soul Train.

Movies:

Farenheit 9/11 (I can't spell worth Moses) and Talledega Nights! I love Ricky Booby!

Television:

I watch al-Jazeera and some Spongebob with an occasional Desperate Housewives. I love that American Liberal media too! They know everything I say! They love me for my 5'2 body!

Books:

Koran, and the Bible. I like the stories of Jesus.

Heroes:

Osama bin Laden (who's still a pussy) and of course, Dick Cheney.