It all started on the rough and tumble streets of Boca Raton, Florida. I suppose this is the part where I tell you that the only way to make ends meet was by selling drugs at the local synagogues. It’s okay though, because they were kosher. Since my uncle produced the A-Team and Walker Texas Ranger, I was always over-protected by Mr. T and Chuck Norris. Eventually, I felt it was time to break out on my own, so I sold my soul on eBay with a “buy it now†option. Living alone in New York for over four years now, I’ve had a lot of time to further develop my mad guitar skills, drunk laser tag skills, pirate skills, and dance off skills. After being told by a bum outside Baruch College that I looked good enough to eat, I decided to re-evaluate my life’s direction. Up until today, I was planning on attending law school regardless of whether or not the music thing works out. Nowadays, my interests include body shots, girls night out (shout out to all my ladies!), TEQUILA!, anything with Keanu Reeves, Cancun, Spring Break, BEER, Lil' Jon, the 4040 Club, did I mention body shots?!!!! annnnnnd existentialism.*
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