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About Me

Werzel Montague is a professional comedian. He's done it for 13 years. He makes audiences laugh. He's performed in New York City, at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and in almost every part of Western Australia where a microphone can be plugged in. He's been heard on Triple J, ABC Radio and 96fm. He's appeared on the Comedy Channel, SBS and in a couple of movies you probably never saw. He named Werzel's Comedy Lounge after himself, because he could. His brand new solo show Comfy and Western II: Stories Your Mother Told Me will be touring both Northbridge and Bencubbin soon. He might also tour it over east."Get it? Werzel Does." - The Chaser"Seamless" - Rove McManus"Werzel is a comedian in the tradition of the great comedians." - Max Kay

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, to be honest. I like to maintain unrealistically high standards.UNLESS, of course you'd like to book me to MC or perform comedy at your next function.You can reach me here: [email protected]

My Blog

A Prologue to a Travelogue

This is not necessarily the start of a series of travelogues. It's an enjoyable way to while away some of a rainy evening by sitting in a relatively warm newsagent come internet cafe and fee...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:19:00 GMT

At my signal, unleash Heck.

Yep, it's a survey. For those who missed the bulletin. Props to Frisky Jayne. Peace, Wxox   1. Are you an aunt/uncle?Huh? An aunt/uncle? No, I'm just an uncle.  I think gender roles in the p...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Oh, the cleverness of me.

I TRIED to post this one as a blog...but Tom's gremlins thwarted me. Props and kisses to Maria. 1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?Give up eating battery chicken. 2. Do you tr...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Show me yours or I'll show you mine.

Another set of questions that came via Chanelle. She's becoming my humour pimp... Which decade were you born in?It only took me nine months. What kinda primadonna takes a decade? What is your heritage...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:43:00 GMT

Overt Surey-lance

Hola, amigos.These questions came via Chanelle. Props!Look forward to your version...Wx 1. Do you know anyone in Prison?Not as such. My cellmate says the sex will stay more intense if we don't exchang...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:31:00 GMT

70 questions you didn't want answered...

Yeah...I know these myspace surveys are bulletin fodder, rather than blog material...but hey, 70 was a big investment. Props to Cherie.   1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? The Prime M...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:29:00 GMT

It's Christmas Jim, but not as we know it...

Happy...Hannukah??? I'm considering boycotting Christmas...a little extreme for a Christian, I know. I took my little girl into the CBD tonight to see the big nativity show. Sweet Jesus! What a feste...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:44:00 GMT

Mamma's sweet, sweet juices...

There's potential for a hopeless romantic to feel envious of the other hemisphere and their wintry Christmas. You know, Jack Frost tapping at your window sill...chestnusts roasting on an open fir...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:43:00 GMT

Sex, God, Monogamy and Other Insanity.

Heads up. I may only have eleven and a half years of gettin' jiggy left. Let me explain: You may know I was training recently to be an Anglican Priest. Never my plan. God kinda busted in on my dance ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:48:00 GMT

Enlighten this...

The Buddha says: "All suffering comes from desire." I say: "Ahh, go get your beer gut fondled by gambling addicts in a lottery kiosk, you tubby little man-slut. And put a shirt on...that's disgusting....
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:56:00 GMT