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HENRY

Calculators will rot your brain, like a wilted flower

About Me


10 things I like about mai face
10. I like how she always thinks of me
9. I like how she calls me sweetheart, darling, sweetcheeks, etc, etc
8. I like how she stays up late to talk to me
7. I like her care free attitude
6. I like her icy passion
5. I like how she's the aggressive one in the relationship
4. I like how she's easy to talk to
3. I like her butt
2. I like her boobs
1. I like how I OWN HER and that she's MINE(and SHE'S forever MINE)
My favorite color is green and blue and all the shades inbetween.
My mood is based on food and sleep (which I have been SERIOUSLY lacking due to MAI FACE)
I like being around funny and kind people
I like taking pictures
I like to go on quests and do fun and exciting things. I am currently on a quest to find the best food around town
I will challenge you to anything and everything with something on the line to make it interesting
I will try anything once. I am adventurous like that and I like to talk dirty in bed and love animalistic sex.
I will ask you questions that you aren't normally asked
I have a broad knowledge of city streets and places to go to have fun
I have interesting stories to share. Share yours first and I'll share mine.
I get bored easily
I know interesting facts and can tell a great story.
I play my music loud in the car
I am spontaneous. I like to do spur of the moment type things.
I am not like most guys. I'm one of a kind
I am a perfectionist, but I'm lazy and procrastinate. I'm working on it!
I am the plotter of your demise
I am miserable because my evilwitch mistreats me and doesn't cook for me
You can win me over with food
I make stuff up
Nice and Slow
Now you got it hot for me baby,
okay
I'll be there in about uh, give me ten minutes
be ready.

My Interests


When dork face cooks for me, Food, sleep, partying, chillaxin' with friends, anime, Disneyland, The Office, adventures, basketball, photography, learning, Lakers, bowling, music, the beach, traveling, gaming, gambling, receiving anal,poker, baseball, minigolf, driving range, go karts, golf cart racing, owning people, biking, tnetand supporting mai for the rest of my life

I'd like to meet:


You! The fun type. Funny people.

My soul's counterpart who is my best friend who is also a kind girl that can make me laugh (Mai Face is a loser)

My wives in the exact order:
Mai Face (my one and only ;])
Kristin Kreuk (dead : someone poisoned her)
Jessica Alba (divorce: someone threatened her)
Elisa Cuthbert (missing: someone did something)
Scarlett Johansson (....questionable)
Rachael McAdams (in the hospital on life support because someone put a bomb under her bed)
Beyonce (locked up with the cavemen with NO FOOD)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (she's becoming a man)

Music:

Coldplay, hip hop, R/B, Tupac, The Killers, Jack Johnson, Anime, Classical

Movies:

My Sassy Girl, A Goofy Movie, Ice Age, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, Serendipity, Harry Potter, King Kong, The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, 50 First Dates, Pirates of the Carribean, The Godfather, Ocean's 11, Rounders, Kill Bill Vol.1, Finding Nemo, Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, Good Will Hunting, Equilibrium, The Illusionist

Television:

The Office, NBA, NFL, NCAA, Mai Face is a loser

Books:

Dear Mr. Henshaw, Ender's Game, The Hatchet, The Little Prince, The Golden Compass, Where the Red Fern Grows, Harry Potter, Bringing Down the House, The Mouse Who Stole the Cookie, The Hobbit, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Heroes:

Sis, Mommy, Spiderman, Superman, Deadpool, Michael Scott, Bear Grylls