Dya wanna buy a dag? |
Ok, so I’m not one of those girls that, when pursued by a sweaty undesirable, grabs the nearest male by the crotch and declares, "sorry, I’ve got a boyfriend" whilst offering crotch b...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:00:00 GMT |
The eyes have it. |
So there I was, mouth half way between a smile and a grimace, hair looking enticingly unkempt. My heart beating out a rhythm in time to the music and my arms straining to take the weight thrust upon t...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:12:00 GMT |
There’s a ’me’ in team. |
I first tasted it in Year 1; I’d emphatically declared my love for Russell Dovey, who in turn, scoffed, threw his eyes skyward and then pushed me over in the sandpit. Over a decade later, I swal...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:04:00 GMT |
Whats happened to Moniker? |
Ok so some people have one, others have three. Some people's rolls off the tongue like treacle from a warm spoon. Some are so bloody ridiculous that they make you want to howl with laug...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:03:00 GMT |
It lasted the full 60 minutes... |
Ok so the official countdown to Chrimbo has begun. People all over are smashing doors in to devour a chocolatey treat whilst others are ripping off the second square on their advent calendars for a sm...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:01:00 GMT |
Things that go Rose? in the night... |
Ok so I've been feeling pretty chuffed with myself recently... I'm hard pushed to recount any hideously embarrassing misdemeanours that I've committed in the past month or so, probably because I haven...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:58:00 GMT |
It gets me ghoulies. |
Different times of year, or seasons if you will, appeal to different people. It's not rocket science. Just as Poppins loves summer, because amongst other things, it is usually sunny and thus a ch...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
What time is it? BMT... |
So there I was, looking like a trogladyte washed up at sea, the rain dashing down onto my blushered cheeks and unstyled hair, the cold gnawing at my bare midriff, my crepes battling with the soggy une...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:48:00 GMT |
Sod's Law |
OK, so just for a refresher like, cast your peepers back over 'The Sailor and The Girl', for what I like to refer to as 'The John Lewis Debacle'. A pretty horrendous interview, I think you'll agree, i...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:46:00 GMT |
Camp Commando |
So, it's pretty simple really...It's your birthday, you get a few friends together, arrange some sort of outing...a meal perhaps or a road trip to a foreign city like Luton or Bognor Regis. You toast ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:32:00 GMT |
