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Read my blogs please!Most of them are about London life. That's because I live in Lodnon. So if you like humerous rants about the tubes and other things London then get on here and have a look.I am also well into music and Liverpool Football Club so a few other areas covered off.I like Cheese and Onion Crisps.The Third Man is a great film.The Wedding Singer isn't.Leonard Cohen is awful.The Family Cat were by far the greatest thing to ever happen to music. Oh, and the Kings of Leon still are.Most people online are quite strange.Why does some fella called Tom want to be my friend? He looks a bit like Larry from down the pub, with a bit more hair, and Larry's my friend anyway so I don't need another friend who looks like that. So Tom - do one pal, you're not impressing anybody.Can you ditch friends on myspace? Seems a bit silly they can just walk into my life and call themselves a friend. Hasn't Tom heard of grooming? I understand the usual practise is to work on the person a bit first. Not our Tom, oh no, straight in there.He'll be in some pub tonight wearing his retro trainers, drinking a Magners because the weather's got warm again, telling people he now has 118,115,143 friends. Then why are there only 2 other people at your table Tom? And weren't they there first?Please have a look at my funny video of a woman falling down a hole. If you subscribe and read my entertaining, witty and sometimes (I hope) even philosophical blog, I will return your goodwill with more videos...like the one of the fella and the electric fence. He's really cool.
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?Woman falling into a cellar

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My Blog

On the busses

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  On the busses I have already, once or twice, aired my thoughts on our beloved London Underground transport network. &nb...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:55:00 GMT

e-mail from Tony Blair!

I signed an e-petition about getting Liverpool manager Bob Paisley a posthumous knighthood.  I received the below reply, the translation of which is: "Hi, football scum, giving Bob whoever-it-was...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:48:00 GMT

Silent London

  London, as we all know, is a massive multi-cultural boiling pot, a fact of which I, and a massive majority of my fellow Londoners am very proud.  My children share their school rooms with...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Tube Skit

..> Tube Skit A couple of my friends a good few years ago did a staged stunt on the tube.  They were drama students and thought they would act something out to shock the other passengers.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:15:00 GMT

Tube Travel tips for girls and boys

Tube travel for men and women, 10 easy steps...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Guidelines for female tube passengers:   Don't bother putting your O...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:31:00 GMT

London Haiku

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />London Haiku..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Tube into work Dsst dsst dsst...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:51:00 GMT

its been a while

Sorry I haven't done a blog in ages.   It's not that I have been unimaginative, quite to the contrary.  I've been having quite frankly hysterical ideas and thoughts of things to write on h...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:53:00 GMT

Help

Please get a friend to view my profile as I am currently on 666 profile views and I'm not comfortanle with it!!!
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:46:00 GMT

Our Govt's Cure All For Domestic Violence

Amazing.  The government have now come up with a great idea to solve the problems and distress for women who are being beaten and abused by their partners.   It's called a 'safe room' with b...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:13:00 GMT

Blah blah bastard tubes blah

Hello.This is just late night waffle. (EDIT: No it's not, it's blindingly insightful and if you don't read this then you're a buffoon.)I am baby sitting my very well behaved niece, anything making th...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:55:00 GMT