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THE MOMMYPHONE!

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About Me


I'm me. I don't put on acts or act different around poeple. I'm a little out of it & I like that. I love to laugh, tell jokes, make fun of myself, taking pictures, drawing, art, museums, MUSIC, downtown L.A., looking for beauty in the outside world, going out & doing what feels right at the moment, & I would like to paint. I like being who I' am. I hang out with just 4 ppl, cuz I've grown to love them like my own blood. I have a 5yr old girl named Phoebee who I love more than anyone in this world. I have a husband named Ronald who I also love toooo much & I think he's FUCKIN' FANTASTIC!!!! Then theres my sister Juli which I love her too. And she is the greatest most smartest person I know. And then there is Oz My very best best friend my little bro I love him very much. I also think of my life of a really big stupid Anime! You know those that are really funny but sad...Like INUYASHA! HAHAHA!!!! I'm such an idiot! My Family of 3 even called our dog Inuyasha...How lame is that?! My Boyfriend & I sometimes think that if Our life together was made into a movie it would be...Monty Python & the Holy Grail, But when you got us all together it would be Monty Python & Inuyasha put together! My life is like A crackpipe you never know whose ass we're gonna be in.

My Interests

JESUS, MY FAMILY OF 3!!!!, My little girl Phoebee, My husband Ronald, My dog Inuyasha, I DON’T FUCK RON!!! I MAKE LOVE TO HIM!!!,My Best friend Osvin,The Honda Element we’re going to buy with 4wd removable sunroof in metallic blue, Going to school with Phoebee, FOOD!!!, Playing outside, I like to play Baseball, Being a couch potato, I like to watch movies with my family, I love talking to Ron about our feature together, Thinking, Dancing around the house, Driving out to no where, Winter time! Beating my dog with LOVE!!! My neighbors Charleen, Anthony, Zachary & Megan Fera!,Sleeping, Making plans for the feature, Clothes, Shoes, Sweaters!!! JACKETS!!!, Spying on the dog in the backyard, YELLING, SCREAMING, Being BRUTALLY HONEST!!!, NOT GIVING A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!, Laughing out loud, Making fun of you, AND MAKING FUN OF MYSELF!, RON’S FOOT! OH HOW I LOVE IT!!!, Los Angeles city, Wacko, Books, Thee outside world, Kicking cans, Pimp walking, Caffeine!!!, Music,Acting myself like a stupid psychotic ASSHOLE!!, Going to church, Paint, The mountains, Real cold ass rivers, Stars, furniture, BIG BEDS!!, Animals, My sister, niece, & my brother in-law(Kim, Jessica & Josh.) Throwing miscellanies objects at my kid!, Art, Almost any kind of museum, I LOVE KIDS, Playing board games, I like to draw, I’m writing a book for Phoebee, I’m so out of it right now I can’t think of anything else at the moment…

I'd like to meet:



I ALREADY MET HIM! RONALD BENEA!(BONEDADDY)!!!!!!**************************

***************Um. Psychotic out going people that don't put on acts. Be who you are!! And if you don't like kids stay the Fuck away!!! I'd like to meet Jesus,The White Rabbit,Tim Burton,Lil' Jon & inuyasha!!

Music:

Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Postal Service, Interpol, Marilyn Manson,SIGUR Ros, Outkast, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, A Perfect Circle,50 cent, Death Cab for cutie, Dentel, AC/DC, The Who, Pinback, Bad company, The Cure, U2, Foo Fighters, Led Zep, My little red toe,The Faint,The Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Daft punk,Rilo Kiley, Lil Jon, Prince, The B52s...Um....

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas, Scarface, Brave heart, The Wedding Singer, Inuyasha 1,2 & 3, Natural Born Killers, Anime, Howard the duck, Monty python & the holy grail, Clueless, Bewitched, 13 going on 30, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Frida, But I'm A Cheerleader, To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Corps Bride, The Old Superman Movies, StarWars 4,5,&6, The Godfather 1,2,&3, The Thing, The Medea Movies, Babe, Babe Pig In The City, Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol.2, Clockwork Orange, Any Movie With Christopher Walken in it, Disney Movies, Chobits, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 1,2 & 3,...

Television:

INUYASHA!!!!! INUYASHA!!!!! AND MORE INUYASHA!!!!! There's also AdultSwim: Lupin the 3rd, Venture Bros, Aqua teen hunger force, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal, Wolfs Rain & some more...Noggin: Oobi, Blue's clues, Dora, Little Bear, Miffy & Friends, Oswald, Maisy, Well every show on Noggin...Animal Planet, Spongebob, Sex and the city, Court TV... I'll think of some more later.

Books:


CHOBITS,Witch Baby, Weetzie Bat, Dr. Seuss books, and fiction and non fiction, The book that Jack wrote, Moon, Otter, & Frog, lots of kids books, Picture books, POP-UP BOOKS,Where the wild things are,Fruits Basket......

Heroes:

Phoebee! She saved my life & JESUS!!!

My Blog

A 7 year old Phoebee...

My daughter just had her 7th birthday on Sunday April 6. Looking back over these 7 years...I realize THAT I didn’t appreciate my daughter at all! I was a horrible mother & didn’t ...
Posted by THE MOMMYPHONE! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:44:00 PST

Ron & I...

So Ron & I are finally getting married Thursday March 15th. We have been planning this for along time now&And now very soon the day grows near&The day Ron & I become officially Husband & W...
Posted by THE MOMMYPHONE! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

For Ron...

I LOVE YOU RON! ...
Posted by THE MOMMYPHONE! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

Wow...One whole year!?

Oh my gosh Kimberly!!!!! I've got the Gumby EYES!! On the 5th which is after tomorrow Ron & I will be celebrating one year of our relationship & our engagement! It seems to me that this is not...
Posted by THE MOMMYPHONE! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST