Gary "Gal" Dove is a former professional criminal who has retired with his wife, an ex-porn star, to Spain's Costa del Sol, where the happily married couple leads an idyllic life. But Gal's tranquillity is shattered by the arrival at his house of psychopathic gangster Don Logan , who has come to recruit him for a heist. Gal adamantly refuses to accept the job, but the barbarous Logan continues to hound him until something terrible happens that leaves Gal no choice but to travel to London and participate in the robbery, which is directed by the ruthless Teddy Bass. But as events threaten to spiral out of control, it begins to look as though Gal may never be able to return to his peaceful life with his beloved wife.
Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.
Where there's a will - and there is a fucking will - there's a way - and there is a fucking way
I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?
