I am boris i proud gymnastic man. I win many shiny meddle but one day i bring shame to mother russia and i win silver. Boris enjoy gymnastics and to babysit and even uranium mining but years of it give him many mutations, boris now can scratch back with own back. My mutations only make me better at gymnastic sport because I faster and more agile. Thing I not enjoy is having to give head for vodka and when father kill himself with shame over boris olympic silver meddle disaster
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