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About Me

Been off the pipe for 2 years now - Halelujah, thankyooCheeesusaOllieWorld needs YOU. Please join, 10,000 of us and we can start a sham religeon/become a registered charity and introduce Olidays, not to mention the legal biftas (cheers the Rastafariaiaiaians-how do you stop spelling that- for the heads up). Get enough of us and we can invade the Isle of Whight whack a motor on it and cruise it to the Carribbean. It's about time we manned/womanned-up and sorted this non-OllieWorld out.We are the chosen. WALLOP! OUR TIME HAS COME. stay sharp, brothers & sisters.SPREAD THE WORD: OLLIES'RE ON THE MARCH AND THEY'RE BLOOMIN' RANDYWOO HOOO...we now have 1,000 plus Ollies....that's 100 more than population of Vatican city. I think they've got a proper army with guns, bit of a gay uniform tho
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My Interests

Ports inda storm(thats dirty btw)fireworks, general naughtiness, kids(not to fiddle with obv.,) world peace, speed boats,running with scissors & dancing with fire(Injun names for my first kinders,jah), religeous freedom and charitable hookers

I'd like to meet:

A Randy Lady Luck, a non randy Father Christmas(I'll never forget that year), a life-size lap-dancing Tinkerbell and her twin sisters, my childhood English Setter: Amber(Fuck Crufts- YOU MA GIIIIIIRL), the 2 policemen that arrested me last Friday and the Hawaiian Tropic girls..... failing that any woman that can forgive (ideally 9ft tall, plumpies like fire and a volcano between her legs)

Music:

Funk, Reggae, hip-hop etc.,

Movies:

OAP Fist and Ouch! There's A Gorrilla In My Ass!!

Books:

RAZZLE-surreptitiously hidden inside copy of Koran. The Passion - Jeanette Winterson. The Diving-bell and the Butterfly - some French fella. A Handfull of Dust - Evelyn Waugh. The Great Gatsby - FS Fitzgerald. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - K Kasey. All the Flashmans & LOTR Tolkien (geek, I know)

Heroes:

Any-one that can blowa good (420)smoke ring. A young Me, Any woman that has dared to love me -Gord bless ya-, John Holmes, Tony Montana, Homer Simpson, Harry Flashman, Nick French R.I.P and my drunken step-Dad for telling me and my older brothers (I was 11 at the time) that if you rub some coke round the old chap you stay hard for hours - now thats Formula 1 fatherhood. Ollie Reed (obv.,) & The Cuban Brothers.

My Blog

THE 2012 OLI-LYMPICS -Have applied for Lottery funding, add events

We've got 5 years to up-grade the Olympics with our own brand of wheeeeezeee athletics.. OLI-LYMPICS is now born, my good, good hombres. Have done away with gold silver etc and has changed to: gooooO...
Posted by OllieWorld on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

SHITS & GIGGLES

Was waiting for friends in a ickle club off Oxford Strasse, sitting near front door at top of stairs and everyone that came in was asking 'howmucha to get in' thinking i worked there. This is where th...
Posted by OllieWorld on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST