A Week at the Gym |
Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school footba...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:27:00 GMT |
Anger Management |
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.It all started one day when I was...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
Because everyone I know is going through a break up of somesort |
For all those men who believe there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...Currently 80% of women are against marriage, too, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounce...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:49:00 GMT |
A sad love poem... |
Come in, I've been expecting you / There's a knock on the door and love walks through / And lights a fire and smiles a smile / As if love were going to stay a while / And the fire breathes and weaves ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
Because this is the worst month for relationships.... |
I have compiled a lot of love quotes and poems just so we may have something to remind us...
"Love me without fear / Trust me without questioning / Need me without demanding / Want me without restrict...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
3 Wives Tale |
Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had assigned theirnew wives specific household duties.The first man had married a woman from Iowa . He told her that she wasrequired to wash the d...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:28:00 GMT |
Apparently I am a mix between Italian and Hispanic |
Australian[X] you wear flip flops all year[] you call flip flops thongs not flip flop[x] you love a backyard bbq[x] you know a barbie is not just a doll[x] you love the beach[] you're a sports f...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Sheer Abandon |
O my god. Crazy freaking book. As well as hella sad. A poor girl gave bith to a kid in the bathroom and then left it. The kid grows up and sets out to find her mother.&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:59:00 GMT |
Hell yeah! |
Ok, so the first test that i turned in for my AJ class absolutely sucked. The teacher just berated every answer that i put down. it was sad. But the last one i turned in.... fucking awesom...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:07:00 GMT |
Moving |
O god! I forgot a flipping bore it is to move. Although this one is a little different than all the others. For the first thing, we are not doing the actual packing. Since we h...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
