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JIMMERS

~ When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that wh

About Me

im a virgin

My Interests

KIRSTEN "queersten" ELIZABETH PORTER, how does a duck's quack not echo?, SKATEBOARDING, HI-JINX, the GANJA, wandering with my boo, SNOWBOARDING, STEALING, HUSTLING SHIT THAT COSTS NOTHING, BEER, LIQUOR, WINE, hateing on innocent pee pole, EATING MAC AND CHEESE W/ SUGAR, smoking grits and shit, FILMING,GETTING UNDER-AGES (7), AND SWEARING AFUCKINGLOT!4 Seasons Trip

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I'd like to meet:

anyone with a mustache or a scarDave is a genious. this is true. this video is fucking radical to the most important degree and i'm totally digging the old barn footage so all of you hating motherfuckers need to watch this and be proud to shred the M-DUBs for sure. bitches... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

any rap song with more than three gunshots in it, DEO, the smashing pumpkins, i fucking hate the hell outta ska! suicidal tendencies, wolfmother, the killers, from ashes rise, mars volta, POSTAL SERVICE, tupac, silversun pickups, WHITE STRIPES, fucking WARCRY, the cure, the stones, my chemical romance, ironhorse, jojo, lucero, peaches, kanye west, black sabbath, dead prez, pharrell, marley, slayer, the BLOOD BROTHERS, mos def, the USED, mutemath, BIGGIE smalls, gun n' roses, jet, bone thugs, the wu, AWK, mc hammer, DRAGON FORCE, meatloaf, BG, motley crue, alexisonfire, placebo, public enemy, misfits, poney, the explosion, johnny cash, MATISYAHU, dr. dre, tatu, MODEST MOUSE, gnarles bark bark, NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB, stoopid disco or gay 90's pop, i made a farting noise once with my arse that sounded pretty melodic, anything gregarette puts on that ghetto blaster

Movies:

cash money vagrant, fight club, goodfellas, anchorman, tony t in bloom, detroit rock city, 40 year old virgin, the notebook, saving private ryan, bottom feeders, pulp fiction, kill bill, crash, dont be a menace, fear and loathing, scarface, FUBAR!!, garden state

Television:

family guy, south park, antiques road show ( only when theres a big enough bowl ), american misfits, captain and casey, history channel's good for you, food network....BUT I"D RATHER BE SHRALPING OUTSIDE IF YA DIG.

Books:

pamphletes

Heroes:

I'M MAKING A CAPE.

My Blog

more....

i can tsleep unless i get some fucked up wisedom....   Chuck Palahniuk Quotes Rant quotes We'll never be as young as we are tonight. Truth was, if you didn't chew her food, then her food chewed ...
Posted by JIMMERS on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

quotes from chuck palanhiuk.

"I'm the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God. Let God prove me wrong. He can nail me with a lightning bolt. I'm going to take her on the frigging altar.""Around here, everybody's arrested.""Because...
Posted by JIMMERS on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

lighthouses in hell might find me there

crash the wave mister this fucking boat won't float for no queen it'll sink to the ocean bottom sinister and have black coral wipe it clean the titanic's jealous of our deep sea bash we paint the corr...
Posted by JIMMERS on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:47:00 PST

poem to my lover

i've fallen in love from railroad walks i've started living from six hour talks. i've begun to understand by sunset cries i've learned to adore your big brown eyes. i've felt the passion of love all n...
Posted by JIMMERS on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

APPLICATION FOR CRETE POURERS THIS SUMMER...

this sign says long haired freaky people need best apply.  copy fill out and mssg back if you are interested and hate hard labor. 1.Name 2.Birthdate 3.Do you or have you ever skateboarded? 4.If s...
Posted by JIMMERS on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

IDLE VANS ARE THE OMEN OF ROLLERBLADING FUTURE

Making due with what you don't have.  I've thought this idea the most natural reaction i have.  "No bed to sleep on"? - The floor is better for my back."You havta piss roight now?" - If i pe...
Posted by JIMMERS on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

ROADSIDE FUN

on the way back from virginia i farted in the van and i thought it might have been a shart (shitty fart for you kids living under bibles) so i made the driver, my homie UA, pull over at a reststo...
Posted by JIMMERS on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

jimmy morrison said it best when....

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your sense for an act. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a m...
Posted by JIMMERS on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

I FIGHT IN THE STREETS. BEST WEDNESDAY EVS!

i got into a fucking street fight last night w/ a marine! me and my friend were driving around kinda toasted and this car stops at a sign and the guy gets out and walks up, in the middle of the street...
Posted by JIMMERS on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

read this if you are a girl or a dood w/ a sweet vag!

~ The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.~ ~ It's true that we don't ...
Posted by JIMMERS on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST