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dale the chef ™

Any good idea is on the verge of being stupid....

About Me

Since I've moved to Tucson I've met about one hundred people - give or take - the last 6 months have been the most interesting since - oh I don't know the whole " Let's see how far we can take this atm " incident which suprisingly was not that long ago - Being creative in so many areas - keeps me sort of busy - and is a necessity for my sanity - but it is sometimes all consuming..... FRECKLES are sexy

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My Interests

cooking - for other people - being silly - trying to get people to tell me to shut up - finding an alternative to fossil fuel ( not really )

I'd like to meet:

Rothko - [oh god who painted this?] - - Julia Child - Patrick Clark - to thank him for everything, Damo for stopping that fight I almost had in front of the Cafeteria back in Salisbury - Rumi - ELIZA DUSHKU IS HOT!!!!! - SO is your MOM!!

Music:

everything - jazz, rap, go-go, reggae, coltrane, miles, nena simone, de la, rush, radiohead, tori amos, zero seven, st. germain, beck. kristin mainhart, ruvane, Khromozomes, common, billie holiday, mos def, anything chopped & screwed

Movies:

garden state, friday, good will hunting, amelie, pretty dirty things, time bandits, amores perros, half baked, the science of sleep, taxi driver........

Television:

not really

Books:

Cruddy, poetry by Bly and Neruda, Communist Manifesto, Zen Lessons - The Art of Leadership, Escoffier, Le Repertoire de la Cuisine,

Heroes:

my parents, again patrick clark, my brother and sister

My Blog

movie trivia

one of my favorite movie quotes... if you can tell me what movie this was fromyou gets $ 20 dollars - oh sorry or 10 free meals at mel's diner( my choice )" I never asked you for nothing, not even you...
Posted by dale the chef on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

Concerned but powerless

Hey - its valentine's day - ( all day )are all of your plans fool proof - are you gonna top last year( she/he 's gonna really think I love them this year... btw what did you get me?)are you gonna go o...
Posted by dale the chef on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Sleep much?

I took a sleeping pill - to help the other sleeping pill go to sleep - so I can go to sleepdoes that make sense - i took a pill to make the other pill work - no worries they are homeopathic - and non ...
Posted by dale the chef on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

new shirt

i bought a new shirt tomorrow - why because i can - its all different colors - and it has many pretty silver buttons - [ all down her back back back ] - in which society does a woman hold a mans hand ...
Posted by dale the chef on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

random stuff

I'm fast - quick to bunt and run to first only to be thrown out - - again and again - but that's not what this is about - [ what the fuck dog its only entertainment]so this time - we were on the p...
Posted by dale the chef on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

up your cash flow.....

again - me with access to multiple items that are very throwable - at work not a good ideaesp when my aim has gotten betteresp the veggie lasagna - or the brocolinior even the plastic glove filled wit...
Posted by dale the chef on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

Disembarkment Syndrome

I am unbalanced - meaning that I can not move with out grabbing for anything to stabilize me - everything moves - eventually - most times without notice - I make wind when I move - its not fast per se...
Posted by dale the chef on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

Liquid Swords

word on the streethe - " I know about you and ( blank ) "me - " does everybody know? "he - " if I know - everybody knows - but nobody knows what happened...."
Posted by dale the chef on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST

My doctor prescribed me crack

Je ne sais pas porquoi, mais je l'aime beaucoup!
Posted by dale the chef on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

am i really an asshole

just because - I tried to stuff a server in the freezer - next to the sorbet/ ice cream machines - he would have fit too.......or just because i came close to hitting a server in the face with a balle...
Posted by dale the chef on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST