Ten Commandments Of How To Be Me..
1. Thou shall make all major life decisions based on the most amusing possible outcome.
2. Thou shall be afraid of animals (yes, even kittens) and heights (yes, anything taller than I, which is limited).
3. Thou shall hate Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey.
4. Thou shall listen to Kelly Clarkson.
5. Thou shall nap at any given opportunity.
6. Thou shall be loud.. really loud.. and sometimes annoying.. and ya know what.. sing while you're at it! Dance too.. and do the Tootsie Roll!
7. Thou shall not steal the hearts of young unsuspecting underage girls for your own sexual pleasure and leave them on the side to cry their nights away (Are you reading this Rob?).
8. Thou shall not eat eggs.
9. Thou shall realize that out of your 5 favorite things in this world.. only the first three matter.
10. Thou shall keep thou goon hand strong.
