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El Hefe

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About Me


NERD SURVEY!!! w00t
What summer movie are you most looking forward to? The Dark Knight!
Best Drinking Game? NOTH CAROLINA!! heck yes mitch brilliant game!
Favorite 90's cartoon? Dexter's Laboratory
Dream Car? Ariel Atom! basically the sickest car ever!
Best Slice of Pizza? Fresh Davanzas cheese pizza! it doesn't get any better!
Did you go to Wendy's twice yesterday? no I didn't
Nerdiest thing you've ever done? Pretty much failed an entire semester due to Guitar Hero
Band you would kill to see live? NoFX, but I just saw them the other day, and no one died thankfully!
Favorite Youtube Video? David Blaine Street Magic!
Instrument you'd like to learn? Guitar for sho! or the didjeridu would be pretty sick too
would you rather be stuck in a room with one t rex and no gun, or 3 raptors and any gun of your choice? definitely the t rex room man...3 raptors is just ridiculous
Where would your dream house be? definitely in some remote mountain area with no one around..or something like that
Worst Make Out Song? anything by system of a down or Dragonforce
Would you rather have telekenesis (move stuff with mind) or telepathy (mind reading) ? Telekenesis, straight up star wars style!
Song you most desire to be featured on guitar hero/rock band? The Decline, NoFX
Favorite Video Game? I'm gonna have to say rock band...that shit is bananas!
Biggest thing you want to accomplish in the next 6 months? Hopefully have my AA
Shitty movie that's so bad it's funny? The Super Mario Brothers Movie! have you seen the goombas? fricken hilarious!!
Best Song to Dance To? MC hammer, can't touch this
Lamest Heroes super power? The "Melt Man" from season 1
if you could choose ONE heroes power, which one? its a toss up between flying or time travel, but im definitely gonna have to go with time travel
Least Favorite Color? yellow
Favorite Hot Pocket? THE LEAN POCKETS meatball and mozzerella!! hahaha
woudl you rather Have Iron man's Suit, or your own transformer? Iron man's suit for sho!
Would you rather Have no sense of humor, or no sense of hygiene? no sense of hygiene..i basically dont have one right now, so nothing would really change
Most Anticipated Event on Your Calendar? June 8th!
Would you rather be able to see in color, but its incredibly blurry and unfixable , or see clearly, but in black and white? see clearly in black and white
If you coiuld have a song play whenever you got into a fight, what would it be? Guerrilla Radio, or basically anything by Rage Against the machine
Would you rather have perfect memory, or see into the future? Perfect memory!
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My Interests

Being a nerd, Drumming, Pwning in guitar hero, imitating crazy Hawaiians, Boxing pregnant women, dancing like a white guy

I'd like to meet:

a cat, on a keyboard...in SPACE oh yeah and meeting some freakin rad girl that'd totally rock my world would be a bonus too lol

Music:


Movies:

The Departed, The Big Lebowski, All M. Night Shyamalan movies, ATHFCMFFT, The Good the bad and the ugly, Jurassic Park, SNAKES ON A PLANE!, This is Spinal Tap, Juno, Cloverfield, the list goes on people!

Television:

Arrested Development, Heroes, The Venture Bros.

Books:

Guns, Germs, and Steel, Flyboys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Zombie Survival Guide, Jurassic Park, Brave New World, The Count of Monte Christo, I Am Legend