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Lee

About Me


"If you're mindless, please take mine."
ISSP Assassination Ability Improvement Experiment
Sample chart number 47
Codename: Lee
Lee is an expert, freelance assassin for hire. He was also well known for helping construct weapons of mass destruction for a certain unmentioned Communist country in northern Eurasia. You know which one. He has a violent temper, is a connoisseur of peanut M&Ms, and is known to carry a sword and a crossbow at all times.
No one is exactly sure where Lee is right now, many believed him to be dead. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen him from time to time in the Zero Bar Cafe, wearing a corduroy jacket and a brown cap, drinking gin spiced with cloves, and smoking a Patriot Cigarette.
Claims of Lee sightings are so numerous as to suggest there may be something behind them, but why would Lee be allowed to escape in such a way? Surely he was executed by the Thought Police, shot in the back of the neck. They always shoot you in the back of the neck.

My Interests

beaches, cryptozoology, drawing, hiking, oranges, orchids, paleontology, Pokémon, San Francisco, shiny metal objects

I'd like to meet:



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CONTACT INFO
Email: [email protected]
AOL IM: glitchni66a
Yahoo: nuerosphere
MSN Messenger: [email protected]
Skype: nuerosphere

Music:

A Perfect Circle, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Brian Eno, Yoko Kanno, Nine Inch Nails, Gary Numan, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tubeway Army, Chad VanGaalen

Movies:

Anger Management, Cast Away, Enemy at the Gates, Hannibal, One Hour Photo, Saving Private Ryan, The Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Training Day, The Truman Show

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, LOST, M*A*S*H, MADtv, Mighty Max, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, X-Files

Books:

Anything for Billy, Catcher in the Rye, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Frankenstein, Hua Hu Ching, Lathe of Heaven, La Commedia di Dante Alighieri, Lord of the Flies, The Old Man and the Sea, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Heroes:

Batman, Deadpool, Vincent van Gogh, Horatio Nelson Jackson, Noa Kaiba, Hannibal Lecter, Severus Snape, Nicola Tesla