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About Me

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Hey Ya'all, welcome to myspace. My name is Billy Bob and I would like to thank ya for stoppin on by my place here. Your probably trying your darndest to figure out just who I am but I promise ya I ain't no one ya know yet. I am just a typical everyday Redneck country boy findin my space. I write comedy and I have to keep my humor goin non stop. I hope you'll sign up to read my blog as I will be postin new stuff daily. That is when I ain't out tippin cows or chasin the damn cat around the house. Stop back anytime and make sure ya tell your friends about me. Ya' all can keep watch for my website opening up soon too. It's gonna be a hoot fer sure.

My Interests

Hot Babes,Scuba diving, Muddin, 4 wheelin, Boys night out, PORN, Webcams, Howard Stern, Fishing, Nascar, Hunting, Boating, Smokin, jetskiing, drinking beer, clubs, dancing, chillen, and anything else that is stimulating.

I'd like to meet:

Well lets see, I reckin I would like to meet any hot babe thats up fer hangin with me. I am sure we can get into some real hillbilly wild times. I would also like to meet Howard Stern sometime cuz he is as nasty as they come.

Music:

Tim McGraw & Faith Hill (my sex goddess)

Shania Twain

Martina McBride

Creed

AC DC

Bon Jovi

Aerosmith

Movies:

*2 Fast 2 Furious
*15 and Pregnant
*16 Candles
*40 Days and 40 Nights
*A Dirty Shame
*A Walk to Remember
*American Pie
*American Pie 2
*American Wedding
*Are We There Yet?
*Breakfast Club
*Bring It On
*Cadet Kelly
*Carrie
*Cinderella
*Cinderella Story
*Crazy/Beautiful
*Cruel Intentions
*Cry Baby
*Dawn of the Dead
*Dirty Dancing
*Edge of Seventeen
*Edward Scissorhands
*Exorcism of Emily Rose
*Fast and the Furious
*Final Destination
*Finding Nemo
*Get Over It
*Grease
*Halloween series
*Joy Ride
*Ladder 49
*Land of the Dead
*Latter Days
*Legally Blonde
*Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
*Little Monsters
*Look Who's Talking
*Look Who's Talking too
*Look Who's Talking Now.
*Lord of the Rings:Fellow Ship of the Ring
*Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers
*Lord of the Rings:Return of the king
*Luck of the Irish
*Mona Lisa Smile
*My Girl
*My Girl 2
*Night of the Living Dead
*Nightmare Before Christmas
*Nightmare on Elm Street series
*Not Another Teen Movie
*Now and Then
*O Brother, Where Art Thou?
*Phenomenon
*Pink Cadillac
*Pirates of the Caribbean
*Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
*Pleasantville
*Prom Queen
*Scary Movie
*Scary Movie 2
*Scary Movie 3
*Scream
*Scream 2
*Secret Window
*Serial Mom
*She's All That
*Spanglish
*Sugar and Spice
*Sweet Home Alabama
*The Faculty
*The Goonies
*The Sixth Sense
*The Show Must go off: Goldfinger
*The Show must go off: Mest live at the House of Blues
*Toothless
*Trainspotting
*Whatever It Takes
*Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, no Johnny Depp
shit)
*X-Men

Heroes:

I have great respect for all of the Military that are fighting for our country and risking their lives everyday.

My Blog

What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag 4. Dialog boxes ...
Posted by Billy Bob on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

They Are In The Shower

A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?" Johnny snickered and said, "...
Posted by Billy Bob on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

Creamy Cocktail

Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager fo...
Posted by Billy Bob on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

Dad, What Does A Vagina Look Like?

A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have. "Dad, what does a vagina look...
Posted by Billy Bob on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:30:00 PST

Redneck Etiquette

Redneck Etiquette Personal Hygiene Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private usi...
Posted by Billy Bob on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST