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I am here for Friends

About Me

i am certifiably insane. and im fucking hilarious. thats really all you need to know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ISAAC CHRISTOPHER HANSEN. 6.18.2005. MY SON. MY LIFE. MY EVERYTHING. ive already met the only people that matter.

My Blog

Fucking CREEPERSSSSSSSS!

Okay. Seriously. WTF is with people on myspace? Don't get me wrong. I'll start by saying that if there were an olympic sport for creeping, I'd probably win a gold medal. However, creeping on someone's...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:03:00 GMT

GUESS WHAT?!

i fucking hate liars.HATE them.the worst kid of liars are the pathological kind.you see, i know their whole story.cause someone very close to me is one.PATHOLOGICAL LIARS SEEM TO LIE ABOUT EVEN THE SM...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:28:00 GMT

GO AHEAD & STALK THE SHIT OUT OF ME :)

1. What was the highlight of your week?  SPENDING MONDAY NIGHT WITH BABY AND OUR BABIES <3  2. Whose car were you in last? BESIDES MINE? GREGS IM SURE.  3. When is the next time you will kiss someo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:57:00 GMT

IVE LOST MY MIND COMPLETELY!

is this a game?i dont like games.but i play them anyhow.best one: LETS PRETEND.lets pretend that reality is this little planet we never have to visit.we dont even vacation there!when did people that y...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:42:00 GMT

sitting.waiting.wishing.

I was sitting, waiting, wishingYou believed in superstitionsThen maybe you would see the signsBut lord knows that this world is cruelAnd I ain't the lord no I'm just a foolLearning loving somebodyDon'...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:10:00 GMT

BREAKIN UP IS HARD TO DO.

i hate break ups.i hate watching them.i hate seeing the after effects.i hate seeing relationships deteriorate slowly over a FB or MS page.i hate when you have a ton of mutual friends.its horrible.i ha...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:37:00 GMT

fuckit.

PEOPLE.fucking amaze the shit out of me daily.i watch them individually.and as couples.[gregory calls me eyeballs... haha.]fuckit.im such a lucky girl...i have a BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT little boy.i love m...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 12:29:00 GMT

i want

i want. to go to an island. and lay in the sand. and rub oil all over my body. and never come home.i want. to hold onto any sort of security i have. which is very little.i want. to be told i am beauti...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:11:00 GMT

I AM A MOTHER FUCKING GODDESS

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like and include me. Try not to repeat a song title. It's harder than you think.Pick Your Artist: PINK ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:52:00 GMT

how to break your addiction to a person.

its a good book. so im "blogging" because i have all these things swimming around in my brain [and of course because everyone else on myspace posted a "2008" blog, so i feel left out].  this past...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:33:00 GMT