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About Me

I like to laugh. I love my family & my friends! I love the smell of babies! I love the smell of dogs! I love the smell of baby dogs ! I strive to be the person my dogs think I am. Im crazy most of time. I wish I had wings. Im afraid of heights and drunk pilots. I like shoes! And pretty shiny things. I love rum & raisin ice cream. I drink too much tea...and coffee (ya, i swing both ways ...ONLY with regards to tea & coffee). I eat pineapple all the time! People laugh when they're around me. Altho Im too animated for my own good. I surround myself with ppl who laugh lots. My kids are really chimpanzees in human suits. They beat the crap outta me sometimes. I lack patience. I spend too much. And I want to see a UFO dammit!!

My Interests

Travel, Great Friendships, Animals, Painting, Kickboxing, Martial Arts, Cake decorating, Kids, Cooking

I'd like to meet:

Happy people

Music:

Am stuck in the late 80's GnR, Metallica, Alice In chains, Tesla,Ugly Kid Joe,Aerosmith, James Blunt, Hinder, I think Ryan Star has a good voice (love the falsetto)..I only listen to music when I drive or when Im working.

Movies:

Alien, Terminator, Predator, Alien vs. Predator (thought it was cheesy at first but it deserved a 2nd watch),Star Wars (the new ones), Mirror Has 2 Faces, Meet the Fockers,The Crow, The Last Unicorn, Interview with the Vampire, Wyatt Earp, X men, Thursday, Swordfish, Van Helsing, Underworld, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Cars!!..can't think of anymore at the moment...but the best movie of all time has to be "I see dead people" 6th Sense! fave actors have to be Tom Hanks, Ben Stiller, Gary Sinese, David Conrad, Gary Oldman,...actresses...um...Meryl Streep, Hillary Swank, Angelina Jolie just for the way she looks & Kate Beckinsdale.

Television:

To wind down, I usually watch CSI, Rockstar Supernova (Magni shouldve won!!), Boston Legal, Boston Public, The Practise, *in the old days I had my tongue hanging out for Forever Night, (Nightrider lol!!, Automan, Battlestar Galactica, V,Manimal, Allo Allo)...also dig Miami Ink (and thats 'ink' not inc...its about 4 tattoo artists & best friends who create these awesome tattoos @ their parlour), Nip/Tuck, House, Amazing Race, Greys Anatomy, Ed! Ugh Im a tv junkie.

Books:

James Herriot, Orhan Pamuk, Linda Goodman, Asne Seierstad, Jean Sasson, Malika Oufkir, Paulo Coelho,...new favourite author is Rory Stewart,...too many good books to name, basically autobiographies, non fiction, travelogues, inspirational stuff...

Heroes:

My mom......oh oh oh and Spongebob.

My Blog

Of mental masturbation, mind fucks and mind control

I have a friend who suffers from mental masturbation. Her mind goes into overdrive when say, she's sent an sms to someone and she hasn't gotten one back in return. She then jumps to conclusions that t...
Posted by deli on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:33:00 PST

BREASTFEEDING A 10 YR OLD

Recently, I got into a 'spat' with my aunt in ..: Sydney, Australia, which I feel compelled to share with the world It started with my sweet, young cousin of 14 years of age paying us a visit ...
Posted by deli on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

TRANNIES ARE US!

Now I've been living in the same place for 10 years and I've just been told that my female neighbor used to be a man. And to think, 10 years ago when I moved in, I told her mum, what a beautifu...
Posted by deli on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

I am a witch...

I saw an eagle this morning and that's a pretty amazing sight if you lived in a township that saw traffic jam filled mornings. She flew in a half circle right above us and then perched herself on the ...
Posted by deli on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

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Posted by deli on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST