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Gabriel and Fatmia

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HotFreeLayoutsWe are two cats originally from Kansas City, MO. We are cute and we do as we please.

I'm Gabriel, I'm a gurl. I've been told I've tried all my life to grow a chin. My big yellow eyes make up for the chin. My brother Fatmia is the boy, and he's wise beyond his age. Yet he would kill for a slice of Emo's pizza. He digs baloney and potato chips. I rather have Mexican food. Well, to be honest, I'll eat anything. We both dig tuna and Pounce treats. Hey, don't I look adorable as I sit on your chest and purr sweetly into your face? You'll forgive me for time to time because when most cats hiss before attack, I just hiss because I have a potty mouth. Bascially we're two black kitty kats with streaks of mischief and full of love.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tabitha Black Cat. I heard she lives in NYC.

My Blog

Leftovers

Thanksgiving came and went. Stupid monkeys forgot to bring me leftovers.  
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:44:00 GMT

Double Parking

Fatmia here...my human is lazy. Like dropping poop bombs on the carpet isn't a big 'nuff hint. So I started to double park outside the litterbox. The monkey finally got the hint and cleaned the box to...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:47:00 GMT

Puke

I can hear the monkeys talk about me. It really annoys me when they do that. They act like I'm not there. I can hear them laugh at my expense. Damn monkeys. Fine. Let them laugh at me. My brother Fat...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:09:00 GMT

Rubber Bands

Gabriel here. Everything was nice and peaceful until the monkeys got back home from work. The male monkey started picking on me with rubber bands. So I clawed his ass. He continued to torment me with ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 16:51:00 GMT

Dirty Litter Box Blues

Hi, I'm Fatmia. I'm the smartest one of the two here. Gabriel is too busy beating up the monkey's shoe. She thinks she's tough. Eh. Checked out my litter box. By Friday it should be full of my poop. D...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:13:00 GMT

A Day In The Life of Gabriel and Fatmia, Part I

Gabriel here. Most slept this past weekend. Fatmia ate the same plant on the back porch and then puked inside on the living room carpet. He's been doing this for years. Harrassed my humans until they ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 14:27:00 GMT