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About Me


I still get in trouble for drawing penis's in the text books!
> I believe with all my heart that, Jesus is in fact a zombie.
ツI'm the type of girl who gets turned off by a misuse of grammar.
I am short.
I have huge boobs.
Im Jewish.
I have a wife, N a new Boyfriend=]
sorry everyone, but I did have to let you down like that.
I have a lot of friends in this new town
I miss my old friends. I'll see you guys this summer!
I'm a Nymphomaniac, straight the fuck up.. But I'm faithful.
Im not that old.. But I'm Mature.
Fuck your stupid gossip games if I don't like you, then Why should it bother you?
Im a mutt. Oh well.
I meet hella bitches that love me Don't like me oh fucking well; you really act like i give a shit<3=>
L473R 817CH35.
Yeahh bitches i edit my own profile N shit stop asking.
"If You Ever Hurt Me I Have A Crazy EX-Hell's Angle For A Grandfather Who Would Love Nothing But To Hurt You REPEATEDLY"

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My Blog

Can You?Yes.

To strange-minded friends:   see if you can read the following paragraph Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mn...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:31:00 GMT

SHIIIIITTT

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS  MAKES YOU SMILE .. THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English l...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:29:00 GMT

the cheesyest pick up lines that lili will use on someone ahha

And yes I intend on using all these on people.My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast         ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Miss Beatrice

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:45:00 GMT

threatening stuff Lilis mom says to her=]

Lili if you don't shut up i will cut your tounge out and put it in a jarLili Leave your sitter alone or i'll bash youMore to come i just don't remeber all of them right now=D
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:02:00 GMT

20 ways to say those three little words I love You

So we all long to here those three little words.. I love you. Well here are a couple of ways to say it but I advise you don't say them unless you reallllllllly mean it=].English - I love you..Polish -...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:12:00 GMT

ever liked me tell me now=]

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Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Women are devious

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.   Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.  Go...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:57:00 GMT

CHOCOLATE

me and my uber friend started a game called chocolate.. short sweet and to the point we name everything we want as chocolate we came out to about 3 pages front and back and two colloms soo yeah i am o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Meh name means WHAT??

[b]What Lilliana Rose Means[/b][img]http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyournamem eanquiz/name.gif[/img]L is for LivelyI is for IndustriousL is for LusciousL is for LegendaryI is for ImpressiveA is fo...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:09:00 GMT