Rant: To the morons I encounter everyday |
To the morons I encounter everyday- 1. To the old lady in line in front of me at Target who smells like cat piss: Please don't pay for $25 worth of shit with a bag of change to only find out you're $2... Posted by Typical Tropical on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST |
TOP 80 LIST--- oF JhEaNeLlE |
A fellow Yorkie once asked me...
what i look for in a guy,
1- i like a guy who can goof off, but know when to be serious.
2- any guy i date has to be tolerant of an 8-hour mall date with m... Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Check out my Canada Picks!! |
Go look at em damit! Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I hate men |
I hate men
I hate white men
I hate short white men
I hate short fat white men
I hate short fat white men who teach stupid classes
I hate short fat white men who teach stupid classes and give kic... Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Justine's Q&A |
Boyfriend Application
Questionaire
Can you tolerate different types of music? Y/N
Do you like to act crazy? Y/N
When you look in the mirror do you say "DAMN! i'm fine!"? Y/N
When you l... Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Get A Life??? |
Hey Man...What this new thing...everyones telling me to get a life...screw u guys man...i dont need a life...im fine...damit...im gonna go take a nap
-NotALoseR Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I wanna get my lip pierced |
Man i wanna get my lip pierced. Apparently gramma bird and baby bird dont think i should........BUT I WAAANNAA...screw it im gonna do it...or should i???RESPOND PEOPLE RESPOND!! Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Lamest pick up line ever!! |
I mean seriously, how dumb can a man be to even conceptualize scoring with a female with: "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed."- Lame Loser Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I think I'm going to take up drinking. |
I think I'm going to take up drinking.
That way, when I spend an entire day and night in one apartment watching cable, I can also drink.
And that will make the day and night seem more romantic.... Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
For those of u who dont know: I am Retardo |
The earpeice on my headphones broke.
I couldnt wait to fix my headphones so I could go back listening to "Blood red Summer" -Coheed and Cambria. (<3that band) So I got some Super glue when i tri... Posted by Typical Tropical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |