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Zut Alors!

I am here for Friends

About Me




I ruin lives.

My fantasy job: a tie between a novelist and a mermaid.

I DO NOT watch Grey's Anatomy.

-I'm allergic to grapes. This means there's a solid chance I won't become a wino.

I eat meat AND I drink Starbucks coffee. Both are delicious and I am definitely not cool enough to boycott these things.

I believe in the blissful security of the moment.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Myself in 20 years.
Good storytellers.
Old souls.
BFBs (Big Fuckin' Beards)

My Blog

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