I invest about 30 hours a week keeping my moustache perfectly groomed. The rest of my time is spent saving the world with my good buddy Frank Black. That breaks down to equal parts of being mysterious and kicking ass. I like roosters. I'm not so keen on owls, even though some people have said I sometimes look like one.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The guy who put that torso in the cooler. He needs a good beat down.
