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Shane

in the end, i'll be standing over you screaming, 'I told you so'

About Me

Someone once told me that I was so laid-back, I was horizontal. Then I hit him in the face with a beer bottle. I don't think he'll ever say that again, even if his facial twitch does go away.

My Interests

China, languages, travel, education, cultural exchange, psychology, television, food, ping pong, wall climbing, telling people that I do yoga, accumulating stories, laughing at vomit, saying the most inappropriate thing at just the right instant of time, the truth, justice, and rationalizing

I'd like to meet:

Last night, I went into a White Castle, and I wanted to know everyone there. So if you were in the Uptown White Castle on November 22nd at approximately 3 in the morning, let's get together sometime. The fish nibblers are on me.

Music:

Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, The Ziggens, Ben Folds Five, Elton John, Belle and Sebastian, Alanis Morisette, Chris Luehr, Darren Hall...

Movies:

amelie, adaptation, closer, donnie darko, crash, from dusk til dawn, and if you didn't get it, please don't contact me. there's no chance for us.

Television:

six feet under, ally mcbeal, seinfeld, the simpsons, lost, but i've seen all of the episodes, so i don't watch tv anymore.

Books:

skinny legs and all, and all other tom robbins. a cab driver in minneapolis once asked me what my favorite book was, and i said Catch 22. He then put forward a bold theory that NO ONE had EVER finished a book. he then told me his theory about how beautiful women have forcefields around them. which sort of made him a credible source a little

Heroes:

Raphi, though i can't spell his name

My Blog

the meaty heart of China

I love being in places where there are lots of people together outside, like concerts, parks, and the Xinjiang meat-on-stick outside restaurant parks that are everywhere in China. Last night was no ex...
Posted by Shane on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST