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Brandon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I have a headache right now, if its brain cancer, I'll most likely die. If black was a color, it would be my favorite with Red being a close second. I hate the color green, because I can't see it. (Personal Note to the color green, F-U AssHole!).
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My Interests

Lets see, art, painting, movies, writing, reading, people watching (not to be confused with staring).
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I'd like to meet:

Grand Masters of Grammar Fu!

Music:

Stone Temple Pilots, Jay-z, Alice in chains, Ratatat, White Stripes, Outkast, Raconteurs, Velvet Revolver, Linkin Park, Sublime, Soundgarden, Black Keys, Audio Slave, Rage against the machine, Snoop Dogg, Evanescence, NOFX, Rancid, Bloodhoundgang, blink 182, Mindless Self Indulgence, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, No Doubt, Deftones, Blues Traveler, Incubus, Type o Negative, Gorillaz, Incubus, Green Day, Jack Johnson, Tenacious D, Weezer, 311, Ima robot, Pearl Jam, System of a down, ACDC, Pantera, Mad season, Ludacris, modest mouse, ozzy, Johnny Cash, Veruca Salt and more.

Movies:

Knocked Up, Superbad, 40 year old Virgin, Indiana Jones, Fight Club, Labyrinth, Zoolander,, Meet the Parents, Elf, Anchorman, Stranger Than Fiction, The Goonies, Lost Boys, Interview with a Vampire, Loathing in Las Vegas, Goldeneye, Dawn of the Dead, Blade 1&2 (3 was a piece of shit), The Dark Crystal, Monty Python (all of it), Fifth Element, Godfather, Pirates of the Carribean, Snatch, Lockstock, Old school!, 28 days later, Army of Darkness, Seven, Big trouble in little china, The lord of the rings, Hot Rod, , most real old Arnold movies, Its impossible to list them all.

Television:

The Wire, Arrested Development, scrubs, The office, My name is Earl, Futurerama, the daily show, conan o'brian, simpsons, Aqua Teen, The Wire, Deadwood, pretty much anything on the history or discovery channel.

Books:

By Author, Steven King, Jk Rowling, Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, George RR Martin, Dean Koontz, Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, Adam Davies, Piers Anthony, China Mieville, Neil Gaiman, can't think of anymore.

Heroes:


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My Blog

She says,

Your always right here,closer than anyone else ever was,you never know what will happen in the future,maybe,I just figured it had been long enough,just a casual thing,he's an idiot,I thought you ...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

Blogs are for fucks.

So I tried, stupid me, I knew it was coming, I just knew it.  What the hell was I thinking? I am delusional, ignorant maybe? reality is a cunt, she turns me into the idiot, I need to cut ...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Isn’t it amazing....

how much some people can fucking suck?
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:47:00 PST

Peace Dude

A cat of mine from a past relationship died today, I haven't seen the little rat in almost a years, but I couldn't help but feeling sad.I named him "the dude", because he always looked high. Poor litt...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

!!!!!!!!

My company went under, and we all got laid the fuck off!!WOOT to a 3 month weekend!!
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3:30 am

I feel like shit, and I knew I would. I got over the intial shock of it all, the idea of it was easy to misplace when you weren't around, but during our visits those "Details" always seem to surface....
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wonderful......

FUCK!!! FUCK !!!! a;sdkfhasf;sdfljasdfasdl;fjasdf;jlsgl'kadhnvl'kdfv sflasdfhl;adfvbad'vhadfgvasd fgvadsl'vnkadfvl;nadfgadgl'dnb'ldfnb'aldfvsn a'slvnasd'vnadfv'adf DAMN IT, asfbhasdfkhasdf asd...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My eyes are bleeding...

its 5:22 in the fucking morning, and I am still working. When did I start? sometime yesterday bout 10 in the morning... this shit happeneds way too much. I just looked in the bathroom mirror, and my e...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The joys of being punched in the face!

Out of all the times I didn't deserved to be punched in the face, and didn't. Why did my 23 year strike of not getting decked come from a random drunk dude as I walked to my car? Well, it interesting ...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think I am addicted to the chat...

heathbarre19: I'd better not piss you offheathbarre19: wait, I can totally beat youheathbarre19: I'm a ballerinaheathbarre19: everyone knows ballerinas always winSquirelBasttard: ahh, you use the ball...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST