King John |
has returned from the crusades. We've lost many a good knight waging war in the Holy Lands and we have vanquished countless challengers of the faith, but your ruler hath returned ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:59:00 GMT |
Does anybody actualy read this shit? |
Well, do you?
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
I swear to God I wrote this |
Mr. BoombasticWhat you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic loverShaggyMr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover loverShe call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:01:00 GMT |
Sumerian Love Jungle |
We'll start with a small incision on your right index finger then slowly peel your skin off from head to toe while you're alive. I'll hang it in my throne room.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:23:00 GMT |
Sorry |
I'm sorry I got drunk.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:36:00 GMT |
Johnaphone: A Drunken Rant |
You mother fuckers. YOU...yes you... mother fuckers. Yes YOU, you mother fucker. Poser. Posing with your lies and deciept (sp?). You don't like me one bit, do you? ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
Life is like Sports |
When you are born you are like a little football. Your parents protect you from other people. When you get older you change from a football to a hockey puck. Your parents pass you to your teachers dur...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:24:00 GMT |
No shit |
I heard there was this guy, and he had a toothpick in his mouth, and he tripped and fell and the toothpick went into his throat and pierced his esophagus and he choked to death on the blood and not re...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:22:00 GMT |
Sheeeit |
Lost my god damn glasses. Aint that a bitch. Not the big ones, no, dont think I could lose those if I tried, what with their size.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 21:54:00 GMT |
Marty, your mother's in trouble |
Hey, I just jumped on the myspace bandwagon along with my band. Check my band's site out at themagicbullets.com or check our myspace account out here.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:24:00 GMT |
