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About Me


You Should Be a Painter You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process! What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
I am all about freedom and liberation.
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I love fairies.
I love angels too.
It's Britney biatch. In five years or sooner, lmao.
My dad thought I was spoiled, lol.
I love fall weather.
I believe in our love Andy.
I am an Aries to the core.
I was a Pisces in the first half of my life, until I transitioned into Aries (complicated I know, ask Andy about it, lol)
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I'm watching you ;)

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


You Are The Chariot
You represent a difficult battle, and a well-deserved victory.
You tend to struggle to get what you want, both internally and externally.
You excel at controlling opposing forces, getting down the same path.
In the end, you bring glory and success - using pure will to move forward.
Your fortune:
There is great conflict in your life right now, either with yourself or others.
You must find a solution to this conflict, which is likely to be a "middle road" between the two forces.
You possess the skills to triumph over these struggles, as long as your will is strong.
You are transforming your inner self, building a better foundation for future successes. What Tarot Card Are You?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
I love starbucks coffee.
I like to speak my mind, and although I can be bitchy, okay "opinionated", I am a sweetheart (deep down:^)) I can and do show much compassion and empathy to those around me and I'm interested in what life has to offer here and now as well as what the life hereafter has in store. I have a strong spiritual faith, am a devoted wife and mother, and am pretty open- minded. I like to think outside the box...altogether, I've got a multi-faceted personality and am usually willing to compromise and attempt to see/perceive things from all sides. I tend to maintain a serious front, but my sense of humor, or should I say, sarcasm, does manage to balance me out. Once again, I really do cherish my family. I'm blessed to have them be apart of my life each and every day. They help motivate me to be a better individual. It isn't always the easiest job being a parent, but when it's all said and done at the end of the day, it's worth all the sacrifices that come with it. The rewards are immeasurable. When I feel my patience waning, doubt consuming me, and neglect to appreciate the "little" things, I make a sincere effort to remember and know that it really is all about the journey there, not the destination.
Why Go Lyrics
Our son, Aidan Connor, is five years old.
Our daughter, Kira Madison, was born April 21, 2007.
Looks like I found him. All my love Andy!!! Muahh!

My Interests

This is a quote I live by; "It's never too late to be what you might have been. " - George Eliot [ 1819-1880 ]

I am dying to get a fully restored 1968 camaro sometime in the next ten years or so....This is my dream car.

I adore any and all kinds of cats. I want a birman someday, like the one I had when I was eleven.

I love dragons.

I want a unicorn someday, lol.

But, I will settle for a horse, lol.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Did I mention I love unicorns??

I love my homestate.

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You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

I miss our malamutes from growing up and I hope to get some someday once the kids are older. Life...never take one single day for granted and capture the fleeting moments...the other side :),astrology,spiritual/philosophical issues,western and eastern religions and customs,the internet,evolution, different cultures and civilizations, psychology, reincarnation most definitely, computer games such as the Sims;I'll throw down with a little Sims every now and then and it is a "requirement" that you only play provided you use the money cheat so that you can remain an unemployed rockstar pimp and soak up the good life baby!!, music, poetry (writing and reading), photography (capturing photos myself and enjoying other's work), movies, novels, art( oil pastels, charcoal portraits, watercolors), crafts, culinary arts , loving my tivo, political issues, paranormal, Chocolate poptarts,a bit off topic, but I am an avid fan, coffee( I'm a caffeine addict, which probably contributes to the fact that I have insomnia, but oh well.) herbal teas rock too (I'm a nerd) nature; especially oceanography, astronomy, people in general fascinate me, I'm a total conspiracy theorist,Trashy tabloid gossip also gets me ( I shamefully admit :)Technological advances and anything science related, gameshows, medicine, tarot cards ( I dabble...) and certainly traveling (can't wait to visit Europe again)

I want a cherry orchard someday :).
I want to live close to the beach someday. Recently my husband's also sucked me into his whole Nascar addiction too, so I've gotta give props. Aaaand, aside from the Redneck "get'er done" announcer guys' voices, it's actually tolerable to watch :).

I'd like to meet:

BACK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd Like to meet Jim Morrison...maybe in another lifetime,Einstein, Nostradamus, Eddie Vedder, Leonardo da Vinci, Joan of Arc, Stephen King, Maya Angelou, Edgar Allen Poe... NO ONE ON HERE THAT IS A DAMN SPAMMER,OR SPAMMERS UNDER THE GUISE OF A "NORMAL PERSON", or trying to promote their damn business, go recruit all the other 138480527 people on my space, later, oh and it has to come to this, all CREEPY GUYS who can't respect that I am Happily married, please quit sending friend requests, I am only here to reconnect with old friends or unique,intelligent people who respect me for my interests, not my profile picture, go after the single chicks on here who are looking to date or for serious relationships, I am most HAPPILY TAKEN :^), thanx. Oh, and I'm always open to anyone who has an interest or passion for astrology.

Music:


Shimmer Lyrics .." Music is the shorthand of emotion"~ Leo Tolstoy----- I adore all of these bands for a multitude of reasons and memories alike, so here goes: and by the way, **IF YOU ARE A BAND PROMOTING YOUR ALBUM**, DON'T BOTHER SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST , I probably won't accept, that is a REAL pet peeve of mine already, and I just entered the world of Myspace only a little over a month ago, so quit sending them, thanx :),The Doors, Pearl Jam, Tool, Alice in Chains, Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan, Eric Clapton, Weezer, Pink,Aerosmith, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Three Days Grace, Finger11, David Gray,Seether, Alicia Keys, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran,Shakira, Sublime, Live (most especially, "The Distance to Here" and "Secret Samadi") , Default's "The Fallout" album(not just the one hit wonder song ), David Lanz, Mozart, Lenny Kravitz, Bach, Pachelbel, Butthole Surfers,Tom Petty, Nelly Furtado, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Akon, Chris Brown, Elton John, Toadies (good ol' Texas band), No Doubt(in the early days), Boyz II Men,Usher, Bob Dylan, Bryan McKnight,Toni Braxton, Mariah Carey... (..used to be good but what the hell has happened to that woman? She is seriously on some crack...), Lauryn Hill, Otis Redding, Ray Charles, Beastie Boys,STP, Xtina :), Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Phil Collins, Rolling Stones, REM, Journey, U2, Madonna, Silverchair, Audioslave, Shake Russell and Dana Cooper, Bob Seger,Beatles, Billy Joel, Bad Company, OutKast, NIN, Dave Matthews Band, Fleetwood Mac, Chris Knight, Etta James, Norah Jones,Kelly Clarkson,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Coldplay, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Pink Floyd,Creed,Linkin Park, Incubus,Fuel, Jimi Hendrix, Eagles, Vertical Horizon, early Jewel ( before she conformed to the poppy, digital bubble gum crap), Greg Allman and/or Allman Brothers Band, Nickleback, Eve6, James Taylor, Seven Mary Three, Oasis, Tonic, Natalie Merchant,Bonnie Raitt,Faith Hill, the entire Deana Carter "Did I Shave my Legs for this" album, Michelle Branch, Soundgarden, SisterHazel, Marilyn Manson, Peter Frampton, Robert Earl Keene, Pat Green, Steve Miller Band, Al Green, Oleander,Dixie Chicks( shhh, don't tell anyone :)) Old motown, lots of good R@B, old school seventies and eighties, Toto, Reo Speedwagon; Pretty much any genre of music I can appreciate, depending on my mood. I almost forgot Nirvana, duh, and last but not least, an older more obscure one, Pure Prairie League.

Movies:

warning, very long-winded...but these are some that have stuck with me...hope some aren't too incriminating :)American Beauty, What Dreams May Come, Sideways, Wedding Crashers, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Grindhouse, Breakfast at Tiffanys, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Election, Awakenings, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Office Space, The Truman Show, Go, Superbad, Pan's Labyrinth, Knocked Up, Rainman, The Prestige, Pleasantville, Edward Scissorhands, You,Me,and Dupree, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Babel,Mystic River, Stranger than Fiction, Fire in the Sky, Stealing Home, Stuck on You, Team America...two words...Matt Damon, cause Team America is the crap :^), Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, 28 Days, Heathers, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Along Came Polly, Reality Bites, Gladiator, To Die For, Romeo and Juliet(Leonardo Dicaprio and Claire Danes version)The Cable Guy (Porno password anyone?),Silence of the Lambs, Dreamscape, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Men Don't Leave, Toys, Flatliners, Parenthood, Forty-Year-Old Virgin (she was a ho, fo sho ) Roxanne, Elf, Stand By Me, Saved, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Mask, Raising Arizona, My Life, Jack the Bear, Mermaids, Labyrinth (cheesy I know, but hilarious, you guys should check it out) The Color Purple, War of the Roses, Of Mice and Men, What about Bob?, The Usual Suspects, RoadTrip, Good Fellas, Finding Neverland, The Breakfast Club, Bramstokers Dracula, The Matrix, Orange County, Boys on the Side, Witches of Eastwick, Detroit Rock City, Running on Empty, Hook, As Good As It Gets, The Back to the Future Trilogy, In Her Shoes, Sixth Sense before it got completely blown out of proportion, A.I., Classic horror films such as Psycho, Amityville Horror, Rosemary's Baby(so disturbing)and The Omen, Shawshank Redemption, Angela's Ashes ( so freaking sad :( ), Harold and Kumaar Go to Whitecastle, Groundhog Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Great Outdoors, Braveheart, Twelve Monkeys, Willow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (really have to be in the mood for that one), Practical Magic, Old School, Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael, Dirty Dancing, The Dark Crystal, Girl Interrupted ( I laugh my ass off at that one), Super Troopers, Flirting with Disaster, Driving in Cars with Boys, Almost Famous (Don't take drugs), Dazed and Confused, Good Will Hunting, Failure to Launch, Family Stone, Clerks, There's Something About Mary, Happy Gilmore, Dodge Ball, Gone with the Wind, Return to Oz,The Green Mile, Meet the Parents, Dead Man on Campus, Fifth Element, Total Recall, Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Zoolander, Poltergeist, Exorcist, Drop Dead Gorgeous, old B-movies from the eighties; Secret Admirer, Mystic Pizza, St.Elmo's Fire ( I love the Brat pack), Can't Buy me Love, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Goonies, Once Bitten ( one of Jim Carrey's first endeavors), Real Genius, Shag, Fright Night, Adventures in Babysitting, Ferris Buellers Day Off (of course, it's a classic), Joy Luck Club, Beetlejuice, Ever After, Never Been Kissed, Dangerous Liasons, Interview with the Vampire, Lost Boys, Terms of Endearment, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Elizabethtown, Little Darlings, When Harry Met Sally,Steel Magnolias, check out Poison Ivy II for a good laugh, starring Jamie Presley, Not Another Teen Movie, Dying Young, Wonder Boys, Ray, The Shining(awesome adaptation from the novel), Legend, Grease, Sound of Music (I'm known to be a sucker for corny musicals, but it is a classic...) and Bambi, a real childhood favorite, oops can't forget Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but more importantly, the original, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...okay its done...or at least it has to be...

Television:

~TELEVISION~ Yes, I know I should get up, turn it off, and distract myself with something that's actually productive, but I aways come back for more...:^) A few memorable quotes concerning this piece of mind warping furniture:
"It's the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without." ~Paddy Chayevsky----"TV will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn't time for it." ~Author Unknown, from New York Times, 1939 (little did they know...)----"Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless." ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons----"The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little." ~Ray Bradbury, The Golden Apples of the Sun----"Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity." ~Malcolm Muggeridge----"If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it." ~Jerome Singer-----"Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money." ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966----"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath." ~Dave Barry----"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." ~Johnny Carson----"Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning." ~Alan Kay----"TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book." ~Author Unknown-----The Office, I heart Adultswim, my most recent addiction..., Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Desperate Housewives( I know its over the top at times and I am beginning to predict the plots almost too easily) Greys Anatomy( my new fave,I was a nurse, so it's close to my heart),The Apprentice, SNL occasionally,old In Living Color episodes, Playmania(even though the show is a complete scam, to get your money folks) South Park, Food Network (namely Unwrapped), Will and Grace, That 70's Show, King of Queens, Discoveries This Week, Cosmos, Family Guy, Cheers reruns, Anthony Bourdain, and Wife Swap (f%$#*n' hilarious) America's Next Top Model ( I like to bitch about the girls)Chapelle's show before it was cancelled (or should I say,Dave left?)old Hitchcock episodes, I Love Lucy reruns, Twilight Zone reruns,and Dick Van Dyke. Oh, remember Twin Peaks? It was the freaking dad that killed Laura Palmer, right? Man that was a twisted one, but captivating, and edge-of-your seat, from what I remember. What was up with the dancing midget though? Anyways...I digress... I always did love Lonesome Dove...gotta love Robert Duvall

Books:

These are actually just a few novels I've picked up. Many more will remain umentioned. It would obviously be too long of a list to make at the moment... Wicked(Currently reading), Catcher in the Rye, Stephen King titles: especially Pet Cemetary, Gerald's Game, Christine, Cujo, Carrie, It, Stephen King's Four Past Midnight, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Dark Half, Dolores Claiborne and The Stand, Voyage of the Dawn Treader and still wanting to read Silverchair from the Chronicles of Narnia, John Edward's One Last Time, any cartoon courtesy of The Far Side comics, Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, The Red Dragon, Purpose Driven Life, The Bible( especially Ecclesiasteses),The Bible Code, The Night Lives On, The Exorcist, Zen and the Art of Motorcyle Maintenance, Transformation, Dean Koontz titles;too many to list but namely Watchers and Midnight, V.C. Andrews series (way too many to name, but most especially the Dresden family/dolls with Flowers in the Attic, Petals on the Wind, If there be Thorns, and Seeds of Yesterday :), as well as My Sweet Audrina ) Shakespeare, Edgar Cayce's Modern Prophet, Brave New World, Wuthering Heights,Angels and Demons, Congo, Circle of Friends, Fried Green Tomatoes, Flowers for Algernon, Anne Rice novels (sucker for the occult),To Kill A Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, Ray Bradbury's Dandelion Wine, Edgar Allen Poe's work, Boy's Life, poetry by Maya Angelou, Robert Frost poems, Communion, The Green Mile, currently into Sylvia Browne's Prophecy and countless other Sylvia Browne novels, and my old childhood favorites are: Watership Down, Secret Garden, Anne of Green Gables, The Borrowers, Eva, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Charlotte's Web, The Outsiders, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Pigman, Tailchaser's Song, The Red Pony, Alice Through the Looking Glass, original version of Pinocchio (non-Disney version), Call It Courage, Where the Red Fern Grows, Bridge to Terabithia, James and the Giant Peach, Great Expectations, Choose your own adventure(they should do adult versions of these :)

Heroes:


I adore my husband, so back off guys.
husband and parents-- anyone that perseveres despite the odds against them
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.. --- Dad, ***I love you and miss you everday*** XXOOXXOOXXOO See you on the flipside....

My Blog

Night Watcher

Your visage materializes in all it's luminous glory within my slumber. Whispers to a vulnerable me that I no longer be encumbered. An innocuous embrace  helps to conceal any trace of fear t...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:54:00 PST

Conspiracy Theory number 167: Watch Loose Change Documentary for details and facts...

This was in response to someone who was flabbergasted that our government had nothing whatsoever to do with 9/11. I'll probably lose friends for this, but I have to speak my mind. Here goes. Hey...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:01:00 PST

night terrors

  The night time swaddles me in it's star studded blanket.Cool and brilliant indigo, it insinuates something surreal and tranquil.But as I slip into it's cobalt reverie, where it's visions ...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

bulimia sucks

Being a woman in today's society is extremely difficult and demanding. You can be too heavy in other people's eyes and dieting tips are given, or jokes can and will be made at your expense. If you are...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST

This is why Im a christian and not a bible beater

Growing up, we were never a "church going" family, but the belief in God was something that my mother and father wholly accepted without forcing my brother and I to sit there and  endur...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST

Halloween shenanigans

Go check out Andy's new blog if you'd like to hear a funny story.   ...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:50:00 PST

random pointless wastes of time...

http://www.morphthing.com/celebrity/2148-Morph-of-Jennifer-A niston-and-Angelina-Jolie   Go to this link. Check this out, it's cool if you have nothing better to do. ...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST

Baby girl

New Kira pics are up. Go check it.
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

Kira being cute

Okay, it will be done shortly. In the mean time, if you're on Andy's friend's list then check it out there. He uploaded it before me.   Alrighty then. Done and Done. It's located directly before ...
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Kira getting big

Hey, to whom it may concern. I will be editing and posting a few new videos of my daughter in a bit, so check it out if you want to.
Posted by *Keepin' up with the Jones'* on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:32:00 PST