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Worley Texas Ranger

Good boys don't make mistakes to learn from...

About Me

Well how do I begin? I am a student at Saginaw Valley State University in my second year. I lost 300 lbs. on the Subway diet and gained it all back on the Fig Newton diet. I am a capricorn, I love ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. I enjoy sweater vests and a rousing game of Cricket... accompanied by the song Kiss by Prince, and wearing headbands. I also love traveling to Philly to catch up with my old buddy the Fresh Prince, and on occasion Jazzy Jeff, but he can get really annoying sometimes. But the two things I love most is ONE: kissing my gf (sorry Kate... but I do). TWO: I enjoy playing guitar, piano, and singing in my band Ports of Aidia (www.myspace.com/portsofaidia). Check us out because we're going to change the world. That about wraps it up... in case you actually read this b.s.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua J. Worley
Birthday: January 12th, 1988... I'll be expecting presents
Birthplace: Flint, MI
Current Location: Saginaw, MI
Eye Color: Poo brown
Hair Color: Poo brown
Height: Approximately 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'm a Red Coat
The Shoes You Wore Today: My flopps and my Onitsuka's
Your Weakness: Katherine Marie Nighswander
Your Fears: Snakes On A Train
Your Perfect Pizza: Buffalo Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dunk over Shaq
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ballsack
Thoughts First Waking Up: *sniff* *sniff* "Muffins?"

Your Best Physical Feature: The gut... chicks dig it.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: A full family
Pepsi or Coke: Wild Cherry Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: B Friggin K
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Arnold Palmer's Half and Half
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Negative
Do you Swear: I swear I'm trying to stop.
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: Not when I'm on the road. I'm lucky to get one a week.
Have you Been in Love: Si... currently
Do you want to go to College: I used to, but now that I'm here it freaking blows. When I get signed I'm dropping out.
Do you want to get Married: Yes I do
Do you belive in yourself: 90% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope... in fact I know I'm not.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Every once in a while
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Guitar. Bass. Piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes... today actually.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If by Oreos, you mean Jean Claude Van Dam... then yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah... not very good sushi either.b
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.

In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, a gentlemen doesn't do that.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I used a coupon for toothpaste. $1.50 off baby. The cashier said it was a steal... if that counts I guess.
Ever been Drunk: Unfortunately yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No, I'll tell you if I don't like you.
Ever been Beaten up: Never been in a fight.
Ever Shoplifted: I took candy from work...
How do you want to Die: Hunting with Dick Chaney.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock Star... or teacher... or zoo keeper.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5'4''
Weight: Average.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she's comfortable in.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: Used to have two
Number of Tattoos: One... more to come.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One or two or like seven
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My Interests

I love playing guitar and singing. I've been playing for about six years now. I also dabble on piano. I absolutely love singing for my band PORTS OF AIDIA (www.myspace.com/portsofaidia). I like just hanging out with friends, going to the movies, or the better and cheaper route... renting a movie. I also love being with my beautiful and intelligent girlfriend who goes by the name of Kate (I love you). She is the bee's knees and the cat's meow at the same time. I didn't think that could be done until I met her.

I'd like to meet:

Here is an accurate list of most (in no perticular order):
*God
*Jesus
*Michael J. Fox
*Jim Gaffigan
*Optimus Prime
*The whole cast of Boy Meets World
*John Stamos
*Emilio Esteves (The Mighty Duck Man, himself)
*Christopher Farley
*Bruce Willis
*The guy that does the voice of the Taco Bell dog
*Tony Danza
*Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat
*David Hasselhoff
*Ted Nugent
*The man who invented Toaster Strussel
*...And anyone else who doesn't suck.

Music:

I can pretty much get into anything. I range anywhere from underOATH, Emery, Anberlin, The Juliana Theory, The Bled, Haste the Day, Thrice, The Chariot, Chasing Victory, Maylene and The Sons of Disaster, Alexisonfire, Dashboard Confessional, The Academy Is, SAOSIN, Thursday, Coheed and Cambria, Trophy Scars, The Sleeping, The Mars Volta, Hopesfall, Sparta, Circa Survive, Jonezetta, Motion City Soundtrack, A Static Lullaby, Dead Poetic, Blindside, bearvsshark, Copeland, Jimmy Eat World, Old School MXPX, 30 Seconds To Mars, mewithoutyou, This Day And Age, Wolfmother, He Is Legend, Further Seems Forever, Brand New, Cartel, Kaddisfly, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Third Eye Blind, John Mayer, DALLAS GREEN!!!, Dave Matthews, to things like Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Queen, LOVERBOY (especially Dangerous, Turn Me Loose, and Workin' for the Weekend) Billy Idol, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Smashing Pumpkins, and on occasion Prince... when I'm feeling exceptionally gay.

YBF Represent...

Movies:

I love oldschool Sandler movies (especially The Wedding Singer)... but not the new (it started to go downhill after Big Daddy... but Click was an exception), Back to the Future Uno, Dos, and Tres, Ghostbusters, almost everything with Chris Farley, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Every single Batman movie, The Original Scream, The Prestige, The Illusionist, The Departed, Night at the Museum, Benchwarmers, Kung Pow, Hostage, The Emperor's New Groove, Jim Gaffigan's Beyond the Pale, All of the Spider Man movies, The Butterfly Effect, A Goofy Movie, Pirates of the Carribean, The Island, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Italian Job, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Goonies, Mean Girls, Firewalker w/ Chuck Norris, School of Rock, Dodgeball, pretty much everything with Jason Statham, The Number 23, 300, TRANSFORMERS... AWESOME!...and a collection of many others. I pretty much love all movies if I've seen them enough... except for Ghost Rider... God, that movie blew.

Television:

SNL (old and new, but especially every episode with Justin Timberlake), The Simpsons, MTV 2 Rock Countdown, The Office, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Miami Ink, Futurama, Conan, BOY MEETS WORLD!!! (absolute favorite show in the entire universe), any stand up comedy, That 70's Show, The P.I.R. (Price Is Right), Walker Texas Ranger, and not Laguna Beach.Your results:
You are Juggernaut Juggernaut 83% Apocalypse 81% Dr. Doom 77% Magneto 71% Venom 69% Two-Face 67% Mr. Freeze 65% Catwoman 64% Dark Phoenix 64% The Joker 62% Lex Luthor 57% Kingpin 57% Green Goblin 51% Poison Ivy 43% Mystique 35% Riddler 33% Your strength and determination are difficult to stop.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Books:

Uh... The Bible... and any Shel Silverstein book. LOVE HIM!

Heroes:

God, Jesus, and anyone else who doesn't suck

My Blog

Tour Update Numero Uno

Hey guys, This tour has hand's down been the best tour ever. We're meeting some awesome people, and playing some great shows. We're playing in Philly tonight, so we're going to get some cheese steaks...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:00:00 PST

Genesis

Genesis Passing through these cliffside pathsAnd gazing down this valleyTo witness the townhomes lined in a row:Embracing the waterfront.Life in simplest formFor once I feel peace.I will shout from th...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST

Chi Town...

So the clock is winding down until March 2nd. While all you crazy kids will be partying it up for Spring Break, I as well as the rest of Ports of Aidia will be recording our second CD. This is very ex...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:48:00 PST

Learning

I have recently realized that I have diahrea of the mouth. I speak before I think, and it's just not good. I'm learning to do better, but I'm human. I make mistakes just like every other person on thi...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

Annonymous Letter

The difference between you and I is that I don't run away from things that go wrong; I face them, and if I fall, I deal with it. But you are simply a coward and  walk away from everything yo...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Ports playing Warped Tour

Hey everyone, I just wanted to inform you that my band Ports of Aidia, and I are playing at this years Vans Warped Tour in Detroit on July 27th. So first of all I just want to thank everyone for being...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

The Terminal (You are the sky, and I'm just the pilot: Part Two)

Just as the world blossums in the springI am reborn: alive and wellEyes open for the first timeAnd a single breath gives me lifeThe runway is short so I won't even try itThey say it's safer above the ...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

We need some resolution.

I don't understand sometimes. I'm only human, and I make mistakes just like everyone else, so I don't understand why my mistake is worse that someone else's mistake. When all there that's left is figh...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST

TOUR

So, it is coming up on June 14th, and I can't sleep anymore, because I'm so freaking excited. Me and the rest of Ports of Aidia have just perchased a school bus, and we will be touring the east coast ...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

Mathematics (You are the sky, and I'm just the pilot: Part One)

Mathematics   Nothing is the way it seems The second hand is moving, but time stands still I will always feel alone. And I don' think that anybody, no I don't think that anybody can seize these t...
Posted by Worley Texas Ranger on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST