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Alleged love child of world
renown Go-Go/Flashdancer Jean-Ann Tonique and Mexico's own international ladies
man Juan Moretyme, Rafael was born with rhythm running through his veins and an
insatiable appetite for the opposite sex. He spent his childhood on the set
of 1980's Spanish soap opera Una Noche and most of his teenage years as an understudy
for the part of Dr. Dick Gosinya in the off broadway production of "Night
Nurses." Rafael left home at age 16 and joined a traveling troop of artist,
acrobats and dancers simply known as "IT." It toured the country and
most of Europe gaining a large hardcore fan following. As the youngest and most
flexible performer in the troop Rafael gained notable European press and at age
17 married into Spanish royalty... Unfortunately six pitchers of sangria, fourteen
mimosas, a razor and a deadly dance off tore apart his marriage and he was forced
to flee the continent. His love for strippers and traffic brought Rafael to
Los Angeles were he is currently devoting his energy to personal affairs and
preserving his reputation as King of the Man Whores and Drinker of the Tall
boys. /p