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The Gork

About Me

- My name is Matthew Adonis Malanche:
- I am of MexiGreekRish decent (Mexican-Indian, Greek, and Irish)
- I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area in California.
- I am currently a sophomore at Fresno State University.
- I hope to one day be a high school history teacher.
- I am a superhero to some, a counselor to others, and sports figure to the other others.
- I tend to write large epics about my life in different forms (blog, diary, poems, etc).
- I do not have any 'faith in a greater being' but I am a firm believer of MYSELF. Also that things happen for a reason.
- I find music, meditation, and retro video games to be the best stress relievers.
- I think Ninja Turtles and Legos epitomize my childhood.
- I am mostly a mild-mannered person; just do not get on my bad side.
- I will be the nicest person in the world to you, until you give me a reason not to.
- I am in full throttle of achieving my goals, and I will no longer let ANYTHING get in my way.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I do not wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.

My Blog

End of the semester blog (when the mood strikes)

Well that was a rather quick school year. I take it that the first year of college is like a roller coaster. Before you're there, it seems like this frightening colossus of a structure that if somethi...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:28:00 GMT

Time sure does fly...

It's almost been 100 days since I left the Bay Area for college at Fresno State and to say the least, life has been a roller coaster. There have been days where I can't sleep and days where I can't ge...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:32:00 GMT

An Update of My Journey Called LIFE

I have been in Fresno now 50 days, and all I can say is "fuck..." To be honest, my emotions are more mixed than the ethnic diversity of the Bay Area. I mean aside from virtually being alone and semi-a...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:23:00 GMT

The Gork is dead.

Let the record show that The Gork, my alter-ego that has lasted me throughout high school, is dying. I need him to go away so I can start off my life anew. I hope that in college I create myself into...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:46:00 GMT

God I Miss Wrestling

I just ran 3 miles and I feel hella winded. I miss that good old conditioning; even when I didn’t give a shit during practice, I felt in way better shape than I do after a month sans wrestling. ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:14:00 GMT

BSAL CHAMPS!!! Congrats and Thank you!

Congrats to the Albany High School Wrestling Team upon winning their 8th Straight BSAL Championship as well with their 9th straight league title overall. I would also like to congradulate the 6 Albany...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:20:00 GMT

You know you're a wrestler when...

You Know You're a Wrestler When... -you worry about how much your hair weighs -your friends say "i'm starving" n you slap them upside the head because they have no idea what they're talking about -ca...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:23:00 GMT

Tetris Retirement and New Record

Well, we all know how much of a beast I am at Tetris. In fact my already profound high score has been replaced by a new milestone set by yours truly yesterday afternoon. Sadly, I have to change my cel...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:57:00 GMT

The Gork's 2007 NFL Mock Draft

Ah... the night before the NFL Draft. It is almost 3 AM and I am wide awake. I have thought it through the past few days and I would like to share my last-minute mock draft to the world (mostly my fri...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:48:00 GMT

Scary Ass Facts About 9/11

THIS IS CRAZY!!Follow the steps at the end, this is prettycreepy!1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 19:07:00 GMT