Chuck Norris is the LAW...PART DEUX |
If Chuck Norris was a calander every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.W...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:28:00 GMT |
The List |
The 50 funniest moments in child pornography. Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver.The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage.My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to mast...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:36:00 GMT |
Do you want to be tagged from behind while playing Super Mario Bros.??? |
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the blog for you then.You must know your way around ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
You might be a Douchebag if.... |
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This is directed at the male gender:
1. You wear Hollister or Abercrombie Clothing.2. You gel your hair and are over the age of 14.3. You have a picture of a car on the background of your mys...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
Helen Keller and me |
Q: What is Helen Keller's favorite color?A1: Corduroy.A2: Velcro.Q.Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?A. She was bobbing for french fries.Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?A: She ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:22:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris is the LAW |
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Ch...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
