I put too much tea in my honey
I'm secretly really good at math
New Paltz PB&J's complete me
I'll text you before i call you... that includes with my professors
Capote teaches my Freshman Comp class
If i die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room
I have no motivation for success, just life
At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs
If I fake it, then I don't have it
I find other people's beds much more comfortable than mine
If I'm at Aj's house, I have a drank a beer and am currently passed out
What am I doing this weekend? I'm with Graham
There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
