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Scissorman

About Me

I've been performing for years now Started off in Luton in 1994. Moved to Birmingham in Sept 2001 & started gigging there. Now living in Seaford, expecting a baby in December, with Pollie, my significant other Writer of "Get One" - sometime or other to be published, "The Underground Three, Three Go mainstreem" biblographical menage a tois with Big Bren & Jimmy Fantastik available from Wrote Under sometime Drummer too

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/20/2006
Band Members: Well, poetrywise it's just me really
Influences: W.S.B., J.P.S., G.P.O., Johnny Clarke, Laurie Anderson, Giorgio De Chirico, Patti Smith, Aidrian Henri, Mark Manning, Franz Kafka, Dr Seuss, Steve Albini, Clint Ruin, Neil Hannon, Benjamin Zephaniah, Brian Patten, Conway & Fabian Del Marr, The Marquis De Sade, Joolz Denby, David Hasslehoff, Comte De Lautreaumont, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Gaan Snakey, Gary Numan, Charlie Manson, Ian Curtis, William Blake, Patience Agbabi, Spike Milligan, Roger McGough, Neil Gaiman, Allan Moore, Percy Bysse, Mary Wolstonecraft & Pete Shelley etc
Sounds Like: "Nice One Kid!" - John Cooper Clarke"Like the shouty man in the park, but with a script" - Dunstable gazette"Hard Edged Performance poetry" - The Independant on Sunday"Scissorman mutated through comedys hard shell to poetry" - The Birmingham Post
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

The Bakewell

The Bakewell This is a cocktail I'd like you all to try, 1st get a classy looking glass, wet the rim & dip it in Icing sugar, like you do with salt for a Magarita. Add some crushed ice. 1 measure ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:24:00 GMT

The day Matalan Burned down

The day Matalan burned down  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The day Matalan burned down was a dull Wednesday in February, it should've been a huge event...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:16:00 GMT

Myspace etc

OK, so something wierd happened to this site & for some completely unknown reason I couldn't get on it for bloody months! I have only just managed to find myself back here & half the messages ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Gig

OK, so I just had the 1st gig with my nu band, The Hasslehoffs, we were OK, but nothing spesh really. I read the 1st chapter of my nu Novel (I got one written but un published so far, it's called "Get...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 16:23:00 GMT