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The Human Statues

About Me

Jeff Bryant and Zach Stevenson. Together they represent 100% of a folk-funk duo and precisely one half of The Human Statues, a funk-pop-rock quartet based in Toronto, Canada. Originally from Vancouver Island, British Columbia, these young men are on a mission to spread “jubilation” across the nation. Whether it’s playing high-energy band shows - complete with choreography - at venues such as the Horseshoe Tavern and the Rivoli in Toronto, or intimate acoustic performances in theatres across the country, Jeff and Zach are committed to connecting with people through humour, authenticity and a love of music and live performance. Often described as a cross-breed between the Flight of the Conchords and Simon and Garfunkel, Jeff and Zach blend an energetic pop sensibility with lyrical depth and love of vocal harmony.
"Gorgeously bright, jubilant pop"
ECHO Weekly
“It's super melodic, well played, smartly arranged and most importantly the harmonies are great.”
Paul Myers, Author "Public Stunts Private Stories" (BNL Biography)
"The first time I heard the cd, I was drawn in right away. The Human Statues provide a fun ride through some amazing songs. The only thing better is seeing them live!"
Steve Darling, Co-Anchor, Global TV Vancouver
“Unlike thousands of too-cool-to-boogie bands around the globe, this Toronto pop duo likes to move on stage: dancing, cavorting and generally having fun.”
Adrian Chamberlain, Times-Colonist
“Jeff Bryant and Zachary Stevenson play off each other brilliantly… with the new album, the duo have fused folk and funk into a pop-like hybrid, while cultivating a stage show where the emphasis is as much on performing as playing.”
Patrick Blennerhassett, Victoria News Group
“Simon and Garfunkel's hooks and harmonies with the whimsy of Flight of the Conchords. Could they be Canada's next Barenaked Ladies?”
David Lennam, Shaw TV Victoria
“A musical tour-de-force that's on the cusp of stardom. Pay attention world.”
Lonely Vagabond, Toronto Indie Music Critic
“The first time I saw The Human Statues I knew they were destined to be quote-worthy.”
Eric Toth, The Imponderables

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Member Since: 20/09/2006
Band Website: thehumanstatues.com
Band Members:..
Influences: The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Everly Brothers, Danny Michel, Phil Ochs, Buddy Holly, Death Cab for Cutie, Sloan, Coldplay, Radiohead, The Beach Boys, Flight of the Conchords, Supergrass, OK Go
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Record Label: Jubilation Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

"So Hard" featured in iPhone App!

"So Hard" has been featured on a new iPhone app from www.jamyourface.com!Here's the trailer: http://bit.ly/OvFNBjb
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:35:00 GMT

The Human Statues: Plans for Summer 2009

Hey guys! THS fans have been asking what we've been up to recently and what our plans are for the summer, so here's the update:  1) Zach and I have been performing in the Stage West production of "Th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:22:00 GMT

What Do The Human Statues Have In Common With KISS, Ben Harper and Cake?

We are stoked to announce that we have been invited to perform at the Ottawa Blues Fest in July! We'll be playing at 6pm on the Hard Rock Cafe Stage on Thursday, July 16th. More details here: www...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:17:00 GMT

Thank You BC!

Thank you to everyone that came out and supported us on our BC tour. We enjoyed seeing you all!Highlights of the tour:1) Shooting our first music video with Adam Schelle, Kevin Holloway and Nick Schel...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:16:00 GMT

The Human Statues Featured on CIUT 89.5 fm in Toronto

Hey guys. We'll be featured on "Take 5" tomorrow morning from 8am-10am EST on CIUT 89.5 fm in Toronto performing a few songs, including the hot new track "Creepin". You can dial it up if you're in the...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:56:00 GMT

Jeff and Zach appear on The "Culture Vulture" Show on CKMS-FM 100.3 in Waterloo

Jeff and Zach were recently featured on The "Culture Vulture" Show, a podcast hosted by Cole Atlin from CKMS-FM 100.3 (Waterloo, ON). We discuss our origins, the water slides and the fact that our hos...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:26:00 GMT

Eye Weekly Article!

Sean Davidson from Eye Weekly recently approached us, and wrote this article: http://www.eyeweekly.com/arts/comedy/article/50511It's our first appearance in Toronto print!
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:16:00 GMT

"The Man on the Radio" Finishes 3rd in Virgin Songwriting Contest!

Zach and I finished 3rd in the regional (GTA) finals of the Radio Star 16th Annual National Songwriting Competition. Congrats to the other victors!http://www.virginradio999.com/contests/new/803303/16 t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:58:00 GMT

Quebec Tour Report

Zach and I had another first this weekend, when we skipped town for the first time as a quartet. Ben and Kraig joined us for shows at the Black Sheep Inn in Wakefield (30 minutes outside Ottawa) and O...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:25:00 GMT

Happy Holidays from The Human Statues

Hey everybody! As 2008 draws to a close, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank each of you for supporting us on our journey to spread "jubilation" everywhere we go. Being Human Statues has allow...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:10:00 GMT