Well here's the big stuff...(after all nobody really cares about the details and if you say you do your either a stalker or a liar)
I live in Shiloh with my two dogs, George and Jack, and if you dont like dogs then I dont like you...
I own a bar, Jerzeys, in O'Fallon. If you haven't heard of us then you are obviously not from anywhere around here, and yes I am bragging:) Working on my newest venture with my partner Amy...we recently started a company that sells insurance and investments....yeah yeah I know...snooze....It doesn't take much to make me happy... the only things I really need in life are my friends, my xbox, and a little booze from time to time. I am the type of person that will do absolutely anything for you until you cross me, and then I promise you my friend there is no going back. If you meet me for the first time, for the love of God, please dont ask me why I look angry. I am not angry, at least not until you say that, then yeah now I guess Im angry...are you happy? I don't do small talk...I just don't feel its necessary. I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor so please don't try to tell me jokes because I probably won't think they are funny and now you have put us both in an awkward position because I am simply incapable of giving courtesy laughs...I'm just not that guy...And, just to save you some trouble, I do NOT respond to any messages that are left for me by men who have committed any of the following cardinal sins in their profile pic: #1) a shot of your car(with very few exceptions) #2) you standing in the mirror taking a picture of yourself #3)you with your shirt off, or even worse, you pulling your shirt up to show off those awesome abs or #4) you next to your kids that are closer to my age than you...Look, I realize your first instinct is to think Im a b*tch for putting this out there, but where's the appreciation for old-fashioned honesty? And, just imagine how far this advice will take you with other girls??? It really should be considered more of a PSA,right? So don't shoot the messenger.
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