news and a movie review |
Hello boiz and grrrlz
As I hope everyone knows by now, me and me honey have bought a house. Wanting to do this right, we are thoroughly going through all the heating, water electric...
Posted by King Leer on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Joke thats no joke |
The Joke
Why did FEMA pass out crappy toxic trailers to Hurricane Katrina victims?
Answer:
Because they were all out of small-pox blankets.
Posted by King Leer on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST |
Hey, Inhofe! |
Inhofe,
Not to break this gently to you, but President Bush was stupid and deceitful long before you quit being his lap-dog. This break-up is over a water appropriations bill which you say ...
Posted by King Leer on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST |
A Cult Movie |
Hello boys and grrrls
When we went to Paul's b-day party at TEMPL, they were playing this bizarre black and white movie. Naturally, with the dance music going I couldn't hear the movie so I decided th...
Posted by King Leer on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST |
empty hives and over-run houses:a theory |
The bees have disappeared from their hives, but appear to have taken to building hives in the walls of houses. I could say that they've gone on strike because they refuse to do the bidding of man, in ...
Posted by King Leer on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST |
To the Well Hipped Woman and the Fat Bottomed Girl |
Don't believe the hype
Thin is not in
Less is not more
Scarcity does not increase value
More than a walking clothes hanger
You are a woman
Men have lived for you
Died for you
Killed and gone mad
To s...
Posted by King Leer on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST |
On the Death of Jerry Falwell |
Well, Jerry Falwell is dead. Gone is the man who all but said that 9/11 was America's punishment for its sins. That Al Qaida was the Hand of God chastising us for allowing gays, lesbia...
Posted by King Leer on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:53:00 PST |
Literary Fun Fact |
Hello, boys and girls!
I just wanted to share something I discovered about Joseph Heller's Catch 22. Even though it's never directly mentioned in the book, Catch 22 is an exploration of the logic...
Posted by King Leer on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST |
To: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Co. |
Ladies,
There is something that you, and all your fans, can do that would be a great service to mankind and a huge boon for the greater good.
You all just need to drown in your own vomit, and tha...
Posted by King Leer on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST |
Happy Valentine's Day |
I have decided that if there is reincarnation, then I was Samoan in a past life. Hence my disaffection with this modern civilization, and my love of women with big curves and gold to black s...
Posted by King Leer on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST |
