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Master Keele

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the Greatest Grandmaster ever to exist in this dimension

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met em all. The lochness monster,(she prefers her real name Nessy, i know this because i was able to telepathically comunicate with her when i was swimming in the lake 32 years ago.) Dragons, Big Foot, Paul Bunyan, Jesus(hes not all hes cracked up to be), Buddha, Ogopogo, Pteradactyls, Moby Dick, El Cucui, Tinkerbell, Santa Claus, Batman, the Abominable snowman, i could go on all night but i'll stop now because too much information could be harmful to the NON-DEGREE mind hehe hehe yap yep yep

My Blog

How Master Keele Saved Tokyo... Again

I got a transatlantic phone call from Master Yee and Grrandmaster Rhee the other day. They called to tell me that Tokyo was in immenent danger. "You know who" was ready to stomp all over the city. ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

A couple others that Master Keele has immortalized

Yep yep yep so there i was the a couple of years ago talking to Cornelius Rooooster, when i told him "Ya know Corney you're gonna have to do some thing about those cornflakes of yours. They are gett...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

take the ribbons out of your hair you are not allowed to pout anymore

yep yep yep All the children at the playground were laughing when they saw the old man having a heart attack, and so was i because the guy having the heart attack was a NON-DEGREE. We need not have...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Just a few of the NON-DEGREES in my life

yep yep yep... we'll get to the NON-DEGREES later, right now i need to save the world from imminent doom. You all NON-DEGREES can thank me later.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Communicating with the dead

Of course you're not supposed to learn to talk to the dead until you are at least 13th degree but of course being the greatest grrrrandmaster ever i picked up that at 5th degree... so there i was th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Still no reply to my challenge from Master Shredder.

Yep Yep yep. Master Keele is yet to hear from the Shredder on the challenge he posted to him. Yeah im sure he is hiding off somewhere in Dimension X just waiting for Me to fall asleep. Well he shoul...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Master Keele Vs. Master Shredder

Yep yep yep, so there i was last night i just started taking a break from fighting the intergalactic forces of good and evil or, as we like to call it in the Shaolin Temple, the Yin and the Yang, when...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Where St. Patricks day really came from

Yepp yep yep. Grrrandmaster Keele here to inform all you NON-DEGREES where St. Patricks day really came from. It all started back in the Shaolin Temple: Grandmaster Biingon and myself were meditating...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

MORE 9th degree Knowledge

Yep yep yep Grrrrandmaster Keele here again about to roundhouse kick some more 9th degree knowledge into the NON-DEGREE mind. Of course most of you NON-DEGREES out there probably don't even know what...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

KEEPING IT ON AN EVEN KEELE!!

Yep yep yep Grandmaster Keele checking in again. Now most people don't know this but the expression "keep it on an even Keele" is actually named after me. Oh about 88 years ago when i was a mere 6t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT