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Mr. Joshua

About Me



How the fuck was I going to do it?

Luckily, I have some ingenious positors, and with a little bit of lead and a full wick of wax, we worked it out:

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

thousands, slowly.

People who can spell 'definate', 'definately', 'indefinate', 'subdefinate', 'deficate', 'Frnch', 'mewkus', 'marst', 'fee' and 'crain'.

Mr. Joshua is only interested in sex.

People with the following traits/characteristics:

  • Superficial charm and above average intelligence.
  • Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking. Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations.
  • Unreliability.
  • Untruthfulness and insincerity.
  • Lack of remorse or shame.
  • Antisocial behavior without apparent compunction.
  • Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience.
  • Pathological egocentricity and incapacity to love.
  • General poverty in major affective reactions.
  • Specific loss of insight.
  • Unresponsiveness in general interpersonal relations.
  • Fantastic and uninviting behavior with drink, and sometimes without.
  • Suicide threats rarely carried out.
  • Sex life impersonal, trivial, and poorly integrated.
  • Failure to follow any life plan.

    • My Blog

    vrai et faux

    So I was reading this book, Envisioning Information, by Edward Tufte, and amongst various new learnings (and an improved vocabulary for the 'objective' justification of instinctual design decisions)...
    Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:26:00 GMT

    Cannes Can't

    So I get back from Cannes, and then I'm on the damn tube, baby, just riding along like I got someplace to go and go good. And there's always an excuse, I know. This time some kid outsizing his tiny m...
    Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:53:00 GMT

    demo no straight

    More minute? somesuch. Strikes me as an obstreporousness: French Move/e- kid, I told you nigga got sins to atone for! and that kid I mentioned? He's to blame, thousand style. I'll tell you why: 1: eve...
    Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:01:00 GMT

    SHUNT!

    So anyway like yesterday, yeah? I was listening right to this stuff it was what I forget, er, it was Queen is Dead and don't get me wrong, i remember when you lent it to me before years ago and i was ...
    Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:08:00 GMT

    Spirograph Blues

    I mean, it was all going fine, just fine. Tommy, Geoff and the boys had just returned from the bowlalley where they'd swing about pinioned by the weights on their fingers like the sun in the planetari...
    Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:55:00 GMT

    foul on the mid-morning unter

    play your own goddamn game, they say, sneering a little not-quite sideways: oh its a grin alright, but you've not had the pleasure, i assure you, oh no. So it'd be the old time 3-2-1, then with a glan...
    Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:36:00 GMT