Sitting, beating and getting angry with fridges etc. Rugby league (wakey trin, ALWAYS!! and of course GB and England) UFC when its on- Tito Ortiz, or the one that looks the funniest if hes not fighting. some boxing- better when i put money on the fight, cos i usually do well.
I'd like to meet:
after many long hours of consideration, ive come up with these. Harold Bishop, Timmy C, God, George Foreman, Elton John, the Chuckle Brothers (I really really wanna meet them)
People i HAVE met! Brucie (I HAVE MET HIM! BOW DOWN AND TOUCH ME. his autograph is upstairs somewhere. he does wear a wig, and it was nice to see him) John Leslie/Lesly/Lesely (something. The one who raped that Swedish person. No, not Sven. ) I hugged him in the drunken state that i was, and told him I loved him. I also groped. Jack asked him what he thought about legalising weed. He didnt answer. moving on. Tony Blair! He seemed a nice bloke each time. Turns out hes a bit of a twat. Ed Balls! What a name, what a guy. Shook his hand and said "thanks", then went back to the food. Various rugby league greats, my fave being Martin Offiah, or maybe Barrie Mac. Moving on again, Nell McAndrew! Got her autograph on my train ticket. Get in. Henry Cooper! My grandad was well impressed, altho i look a dim on the photo. Bobby Charlton. Nice enough fella. No idea what he did tho. Richard Branson, and his nob son. Various top grade footballers, but i really couldnt give a toss. Except Ryan Giggs, because he seemed decent. Mike Parkinson.
Music:
ICP, RATM, OMS, SOAD, Tool (they do actually stand for something, promise) and so on
Extensive list (yeah, im EXCITED) in favourite order (maybe)
Rage Against the Machine (one, the only), Insane Clown Posse (Juggalo! U either hate or love em), Audioslave (show me how to live - its my track. NEW ALBUM IS GOOD ALSO), Raging Speedhorn (the only really heavy stuff thats any good), Tool, System of a Down (Im gonna get hit for this, but some of their stuff is a bit shite. Most is brilliant), One Minute Silence (Same as SoaD, wish they cud have made it big time, brilliant band), Tool (Well, some of it.)[opps twice mentioned], Cypress Hill (espesh the newer stuff), Guano Apes, GOOD 60's stuff (Kinks, the Shadows, etc, stuff that was rock) AC/DC, Soundgarden, Sugarhill Gang (ok, ive only heard Apache, but its a great remake) Wu Tang Clan (they aint nothing to fuck wid, dont you know), Disturbed, Puddle of Mudd (maybe), Muse (kinda), Red Hot Chili Peppers (before they got shite), Pavarotti (im kidding, jeez), Fatboy Slim, Dolly Parton (ive tried not to, but just listen to 9 to 5, and if you dont sing along, theres something wrong with you) {hopefully no one reads this far], Hanz Zimmer (recently. utterly brilliant composer, and its not as strictly classical as Mozart or whatever. True fucking talent. even if he is german.[Disagree do you? Come round and ill play you the best of his stuff. you'll go home a new person]). and many more, i just really cant be arsed.
and anything that plays at the red shed.
Movies:
Ong-bak was a reet film. Probably i spelt that wrong. And Chicken Run is yet unrivalled. lastest wall and grom film was a bit of a let down tho. CRANK BABY YEAH. i wanna go like that. fight club. Naked Gun- all of them. absolutly love that guy. team america. Nuns on the Run- id forgotten how good a film that was
Television:
anything with pretty colours. UFC- fighting, rock music, ladies with little on, EXCITABLE YANKS and a beer- what else would i want? Mock the week- fantastic programme! malcom in the middle- funniest tv to come out of the US- WAYYY better than the simpsons and family guy. South park- im a little bit of a fan. The News. stuff about the police, only so i can criticise and laugh. various other things
Books:
andy mcnab (yeah, so what? hes good), a lotta non-fiction books esp. to do with fighting. picture books. also, ive recently found some 'adventure' books i never finished as a kid. u no, the ones where u have to solve a mystery before u move onto the next page. bloody hard work, i can tell you. chris ryan is wank. waste of time. and so is clancy.
Heroes:
Tito Ortiz (cocky bastard, but u gotta love him[and he wuvs me too!]) eric cartman. jack armstrong. little dave nixon. baloo (just for that kick)and ill whack this 'erediv
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