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About Me

I'm an aspiring writer-type, with as manly a beard as I can produce. The best description I've ever heard of me is that I was like a sexy Noel Edmonds, although I haven't used that in the personals as yet. I was born on March 9, 1985 and share my birthday with Barbie, which is nice. I live in Haslemere, Surrey, in the United Kingdom and as such do not have much contact with anyone who wouldn't have been living in the UK in the 1700s. I guess I should put something in to make myself seem super-cool (I like phrases like that as well)...I once ran a radio competition to win a potato sculpture of Annie from Annie Get Your Gun. I guess that's something of note... I'm currently writing a film which the Lottery is giving me some money for, so that's rather good. My writing dreams are to make three films for absolute definite: firstly, a project for Kermit and the Muppets; secondly, something about communism; and finally a remake of Ghost Dad, with the Cosby if I can. These are my dreams...
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll give you my list of people I'd invite to a dinner party, I think that should suffice: Groucho Marx, Woody Allen, Kermit the Frog, Will Ferrell, Katharine Hepburn, Danger Mouse, Herbie Hancock, Bill Cosby, Michael Palin, David Hyde Pearce, Natalie Portman, Al Jolson, Dunston, Scarlett Johannson, Lionel Richie, and the world's most intellectual slug.
You are Magneto Magneto 70% Apocalypse 62% Dr. Doom 56% The Joker 55% Lex Luthor 55% Riddler 55% Two-Face 50% Dark Phoenix 48% Venom 47% Juggernaut 46% Poison Ivy 43% Mr. Freeze 40% Catwoman 39% Mystique 34% Green Goblin 34% Kingpin 32% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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My Blog

life post-principal photography, as scripted by molly ringwald

It has indeed been some time since I last posted one of these things, which will surely one day be used in biographies charting my rise and inevitable fall in the world of filmmaking. Or if my experim...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:23:00 GMT

filmmaking and the bane of tree finding

Those of you who know will know this, but for those that don't, I am in the process of pre-production for my first feature film, which will start shooting four weeks from today. Now, as writer-directo...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 18:32:00 GMT

karl gettin' happy; a special feature

I am going to try my upmost to be positive in this blog, if only to fool myself into chirpiness. A noble cause, I believe. And one which you will be able to follow, almost like a 'making of' documenta...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:48:00 GMT

comic relief does...keely's blog

Bamf! Firstly, for those not in the know (which of course doesn't include you, Dom - you turned me on to this!) the soundtrack to 'Round Midnight is stone cold amazing! And for those yet to experience...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:12:00 GMT

the list of people whom i'd prevent from ever entering a recording studio again

This is a slightly more aggressive list than I'm usually accustomed to, but it comes from a particular painful car ride in which I must have been subjected to at least 60 intros of progressively worse...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:30:00 GMT

Musings from a late-night train ride

These are a things I jotted down during a late night train trip back from London, with nothing else to do but make myself look busy so that I couldn't notice the middle-aged man who smelt of guava mix...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:10:00 GMT

The List of Terrific Transportation

The stipulation of this list is that there can only be one form of transport from a certain film, book or television show. Therefore, the Dalorian misses out to the far less fire-producing teenage fun...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:00 GMT

the list of ways to introduce yourself to bill cosby

I'm real into lists, so I'm gonna post a load on here, in preparation for my film, which is about a list, funnily enough. Here's the first one, feel free to post your own: The List of Ways To Introduc...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:12:00 GMT

bamfing in!

Right then, here begins my life on MySpace. I'm still getting used to the whole set up, so don't expect brilliance just as yet! As you can see from my profile, I'm trying to be a writer, so a big part...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:20:00 GMT